Oh, c’mon, whip out a few verses. Just remember to include a pickup truck, jail, the flag, your mom, alcohol, heartbreak, a train....
Well, necessarily, that would be derivative, which I am reluctant to do. After all, in all the world, there is no one uniquer than I.
But also, no one close to me is a country music lover, so we know there is no potential for a song like that.