Ah, but T-c has the smug confidence of knowing that there is a market for such children.
Having been through almost every possible disaster in church (not a cataclysmic fire, though, and the small one wasn’t our fault), I usually manage to remain fairly calm. Sometimes I have a little adult beverage in advance, depending on the hour.
Of *course* there’s a market for such children! It’s getting the children from childhood to adulthood while preserving your sanity that’s the trick.