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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: fanfan

He couldn’t get his adult driver’s license that would let him drive after 9:00 p.m., because the DMV was closed. I assume we’ll be seeing him at home before 9:00 tonight.


201 posted on 04/06/2012 2:32:50 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Love means to give absolutely everything." ~ Dominik Cdl. Duka)
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To: Tax-chick

That was an accident.


202 posted on 04/06/2012 2:33:22 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Love means to give absolutely everything." ~ Dominik Cdl. Duka)
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To: fanfan
"That’s OK. I completed it in my mind."

It's funny how sometimes people know what you're thinking before you even say it.

You guys know me too well.

203 posted on 04/06/2012 2:35:26 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Silentgypsy

I am in the stage of my third 2nd childhood that believes naps or for little kids and babies not big kids like me who get to stay up late and play with the lego and write run on sentence with a clear conscience.


204 posted on 04/06/2012 3:00:00 PM PDT by ThomasThomas ("Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!")
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To: ThomasThomas
"... to stay up late and play with the lego and write run on sentence with a clear conscience."

My clone will stay up with you and suggest bad ideas.

205 posted on 04/06/2012 3:06:00 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: ThomasThomas

In that case, you’re a better man than I.


206 posted on 04/06/2012 4:49:03 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: NicknamedBob

Oh, my stars! Another hugh lol! I’m losing track. What a great day this is!

My most-recent-before-this lol involved a picture of Van Jones looking completely series and blaming the Koch brothers for Trayvon’s shooting. When things like that crack me up, you *know* the situation exceeds “beyond ridiculous.”


207 posted on 04/06/2012 4:57:16 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy; ThomasThomas; Tax-chick; stephenjohnbanker
"I’m losing track. What a great day this is!"

I try to fill my days with moments like that. I don't laugh out loud very often, but I smile a lot.

I look very suspicious.

208 posted on 04/06/2012 5:13:44 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Silentgypsy; ThomasThomas; Tax-chick; stephenjohnbanker

” I look very suspicious.”

I believe you!


209 posted on 04/06/2012 5:17:17 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I must be picking up subliminal messages that indicate an upturn in the economic and/or political situations. Or maybe the sugar high from the volunteer fire department fish fry peanut butter cake.


210 posted on 04/06/2012 5:22:55 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy; stephenjohnbanker

I’m getting ready to boost the economy.

My family wants to take me shopping.


211 posted on 04/06/2012 5:25:28 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Have fun!


212 posted on 04/06/2012 5:26:51 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: NicknamedBob

Shop the bargains!


213 posted on 04/06/2012 5:54:21 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

I’d be in bed now if the baby would fall asleep.


214 posted on 04/06/2012 6:34:35 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Love means to give absolutely everything." ~ Dominik Cdl. Duka)
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To: Tax-chick

: )


215 posted on 04/06/2012 6:38:42 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

She’s been staying up until midnight. I don’t like this.


216 posted on 04/06/2012 6:41:49 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Love means to give absolutely everything." ~ Dominik Cdl. Duka)
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To: Tax-chick

That is too doggone late.....and you rise early to boot!


217 posted on 04/06/2012 6:43:22 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

We’re sleeping a little later in the mornings, but this leads to complications when the little boys are awake and unsupervised. Pat, the young physicist, gets bad ideas about experiments.


218 posted on 04/06/2012 6:45:12 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Love means to give absolutely everything." ~ Dominik Cdl. Duka)
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To: Tax-chick; Darksheare

” Pat, the young physicist, gets bad ideas about experiments.”

Dark’s influence, no doubt : )


219 posted on 04/06/2012 6:54:48 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

I paid $39.72 for my groceries with savings of $45.35 so the total would be $85.07 with out my annoying card. 54% saving from the over priced union store. The closest Wallymart or discount store is 5 miles away. The over priced store is less than a 1/2 mile round trip. I also find store over 100,000 sq ft intimidating.


220 posted on 04/06/2012 8:07:24 PM PDT by ThomasThomas ("Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!")
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