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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: Silentgypsy
"Loons?"

I can point you to several years worth of documentary evidence. (See Post 85.)

181 posted on 04/05/2012 7:49:09 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: Tax-chick

I have been laughing my -— off ever since I read the several reactions to the censer.....

Yes, I do think Sionnsar could be drafted for some Galician shindig in the great beyond. In fact, it was a piper wielding a Gaeta that got him thinking how much he loved bagpipes. That is where it all started.....


182 posted on 04/05/2012 10:58:10 PM PDT by LibreOuMort (Sionnsar my Love, sweet music to my heart, Tha mi fo bhron nach eil thu an seo!)
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To: LibreOuMort; Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; Silentgypsy; NicknamedBob; Scoutmaster; ..

183 posted on 04/06/2012 7:13:02 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Read "Radical Son" by David Horowitz to understand the Left.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Lawn service rolls over, pulls a blanket tightly over his head, and moans.


184 posted on 04/06/2012 7:16:07 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Read "Radical Son" by David Horowitz to understand the Left.)
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To: NicknamedBob
When the usual people with their usual intimidations and threats call, just say, "If you people don't stop making these prank calls about imaginary unicorns, I'm going to call the police!"

Brilliant idea! I was just talking to a couple at church last night, who said they had some new baby goats unicorns.

185 posted on 04/06/2012 7:44:27 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Love means to give absolutely everything." ~ Dominik Cdl. Duka)
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To: Tax-chick

Ohyah...I lieks dat kitteh!

Wonky Moggie!

I just got back from Walmart. I tweaked my left knee a little so I need to put ice on it or wrap it or both. I don’t think I’ll be going there again til the 3rd of May.

I didn’t look at carpet sweepers or vacuums because I didn’t have the money to get either one, and prices may change. With the amount of Stig feathers and seed debris that collect in the tight spaces, I really do need a vacuum. Maybe I can borrow busdaddy’s once in a while.

In the meantime, I’m tired! LOLZ!


186 posted on 04/06/2012 10:01:51 AM PDT by Monkey Face (A day without sunshine is like night.)
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To: Tax-chick

This is my favorite hangout in the entire universe!

Next time somebody tells me they’ve been referred for years of psychotherapeutic interventions, I’ll refer them here. Instant attitude adjustment. :)


187 posted on 04/06/2012 11:54:00 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; ColdOne; Darkchylde; Darksheare; fanfan; Flotsam_Jetsome; HKMk23; ...

Have a great day, y’all!


188 posted on 04/06/2012 11:56:48 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy; Monkey Face

I find that nothing is too difficult, as long as I have the Undead Thread!

Bill is 18 today. He finally got up! We all went to the Stations of the Cross at noon, and now DP has taken Pat to buy blank CDs so he can have recordings of Jake Shimabukuro, the ukulele virtuoso.

I keep having to change Kathleen’s diapers on the floor, because the changing table and her bed have catballs. If you tell them to move, they just display a claw and then curl up more tightly. (Sort of the like the Epic Fail Lawn Service, if he had claws.)


189 posted on 04/06/2012 11:58:52 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Love means to give absolutely everything." ~ Dominik Cdl. Duka)
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To: Monkey Face; ThomasThomas

You need a nice early afternoon nap, then followed by a mid-early afternoon nap, and a late early afternoon nap. Then you could take an early mid-afternoon nap, a mid-mid-afternoon nap, and a late mid-afternoon nap followed by an early late afternoon nap, a mid-late afternoon nap, and a late mid-afternoon nap followed by an early evening....


190 posted on 04/06/2012 12:04:08 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy

Huh? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


191 posted on 04/06/2012 12:30:22 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Do you need coffee?


192 posted on 04/06/2012 12:56:34 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Love means to give absolutely everything." ~ Dominik Cdl. Duka)
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To: Tax-chick

Yes!


193 posted on 04/06/2012 1:00:18 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: Tax-chick

Happy Birthday to Bill!


194 posted on 04/06/2012 1:21:21 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: NicknamedBob

Darn! I was so close to having a complete poem, too.

LOL! That’s OK. I completed it in my mind.


195 posted on 04/06/2012 2:11:25 PM PDT by fanfan (This is not my Father's Ontario. http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/)
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To: Tax-chick
Epic Fail Lawn Service

No way? We use them too!

In fact they took down a dead tree today without taking out the hydro lines. I may have to pay them this time.

196 posted on 04/06/2012 2:13:13 PM PDT by fanfan (This is not my Father's Ontario. http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/)
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To: LibreOuMort

Wow, that’s beautiful LoM!


197 posted on 04/06/2012 2:18:22 PM PDT by fanfan (This is not my Father's Ontario. http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/)
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To: Tax-chick

Happy Birthday Bill!


198 posted on 04/06/2012 2:19:48 PM PDT by fanfan (This is not my Father's Ontario. http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/)
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To: fanfan
they took down a dead tree today without taking out the hydro lines

Wow, I'm impressed!

199 posted on 04/06/2012 2:30:18 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Love means to give absolutely everything." ~ Dominik Cdl. Duka)
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To: fanfan

He couldn’t get his adult driver’s license that would let him drive after 9:00 p.m., because the DMV was closed. I assume we’ll be seeing him at home before 9:00 tonight.


200 posted on 04/06/2012 2:32:31 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Love means to give absolutely everything." ~ Dominik Cdl. Duka)
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