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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^
| April 2, 2012
| The Smoking Gun
Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonalds. The cop added, I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.
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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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2,161
posted on
05/29/2012 3:59:19 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; NicknamedBob
“They react badly not avoid”
Ah, you’re right. It’s hard enough to calm a dog in a thunderstorm. Elephants would be tougher to stop.
2,162
posted on
05/29/2012 4:11:21 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
To: stephenjohnbanker
You betcha!
Salt is important.
2,163
posted on
05/29/2012 4:15:35 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Like anyone would put that out at a garage sale, LOL.
Maybe they have it at the library. There is probably a waiting list.
2,164
posted on
05/29/2012 4:15:42 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(.http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/index.php?p=1_50_Your-Rights)
To: fanfan
2,165
posted on
05/29/2012 6:15:44 PM PDT
by
ThomasThomas
(Entropy isn't what it used to be)
To: ThomasThomas; fanfan
2,166
posted on
05/29/2012 6:37:06 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
To: ThomasThomas
A book should be a garden that fits in the hands. Word-petals of color. Stems of strength. roots of truth. Turn a page and turn the seasons. Read the sentence and enjoy the roses. ― Max Lucado One of my favorite authors.
2,167
posted on
05/29/2012 7:39:02 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Migrating elephant herds react badly to flaming motor homes and dry ice doesn't repel killer bees)
To: Monkey Face
Doing good. Getting in the rest of the garden this week.
How are things in your neck of the woods?
2,168
posted on
05/29/2012 9:25:11 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Migrating elephant herds react badly to flaming motor homes and dry ice doesn't repel killer bees)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Monkey Face; Tax-chick
"How are things in your neck of the woods?" Woodly neckid, if you have to ask. It's a freakin' desert.
2,169
posted on
05/30/2012 4:43:35 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; Silentgypsy; Darksheare; Dead Corpse; ...
2,170
posted on
05/30/2012 4:53:02 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(I love you for your perspicacity.)
To: Tax-chick
Have you heard the good news about Dust Bunnicus and his earthly representaive Me-Au?
2,171
posted on
05/30/2012 5:26:54 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare
Saved them from the Dreaded Dyson, did he?
2,172
posted on
05/30/2012 5:36:56 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(I love you for your perspicacity.)
To: Tax-chick
The dreaded Dyson and his evil cohort Kir-Beee
2,173
posted on
05/30/2012 5:49:15 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Tax-chick
Somehow led them safely through the land of the Filter Queen.
And was not fooled at all by the Dirt Devil when he appeared and attempted to lead the Dust Bunnies astray.
2,174
posted on
05/30/2012 5:51:44 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: ThomasThomas
I believe the only thing my older brother doesn't put ketchup on is apple pie.
Of course, my brother doesn't eat apple pie.
2,175
posted on
05/30/2012 6:20:37 AM PDT
by
Scoutmaster
(You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
To: Darksheare
But as they approach the fearsome shrine of the Eight-pound Oreck, all are a-quiver ...
2,176
posted on
05/30/2012 6:33:12 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(I love you for your perspicacity.)
To: Tax-chick
The tribe of Oreck has called upon the services of the local constable, Dust Buster!
Will our dusty migratory friends make it to their destination?
2,177
posted on
05/30/2012 6:57:57 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
2,178
posted on
05/30/2012 8:50:06 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare
When they’re all safely under the television console, they can dine on dog-biscuit crumbs and ancient pretzel fragments ... safe, unless the family starts an all-out search for the DVD-player remote!
2,179
posted on
05/30/2012 10:28:50 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(I love you for your perspicacity.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=sKqr7TDRDvw&feature=endscreen Matthew and his group didn't have time to consider what they'd just seen or what it meant.
The dust hadn't slowed and security forces seemingly popped out of the woodwork.
Half of his group ran to his left into one building while the other half ran into the building to his right with him.
Knowing it was a mistake either way, he pressed on.
“We're cut off.” Jessica informed him calmly.
He cursed, then began making his way higher in the building.
Finding an open floor he spread his team out.
“General, just what are you going to d-” the Corporal received his answer when Matthew charged headlong towards the windows.
“We follow.”
“Yes Sergeant.” the group did not hesitate, they also tore off towards the glass.
Matthew reached the glass and shattered it, his form flying through the short distance between the buildings and over the startled heads of his pursuers below.
Through the windows he was targeting to land through he saw a group of humans keeping Jessica and her group pinned.
Not for long.
The sound of shattering windows drew the attention of only two or three of the now flanked security force personnel.
The rest only noticed something amiss when several forms stood up from a tuck and roll landing to begin an assault on them.
Short brutal hand to hand fighting began, and it did not last long.
Physically overmatched, the human attackers fell away hoping to regroup elsewhere.
“Jessica!” Matthew kicked his opponent into the dirt and then stood on him.
“Over here.” came the reply from under something.
He ran headlong through the chaos to the where he heard the voice.
“You came for me. I'm grateful for it. Now, can you get this desk off my legs? Please?” her voice took on this piteous pleading tone that almost made him laugh but for the dire situation they were in.
Matthew dropped in behind the desk with her and braced both feet against it.
“Duck!” he shouted as he launched it.
2,180
posted on
05/30/2012 2:45:07 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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