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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^
| April 2, 2012
| The Smoking Gun
Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonalds. The cop added, I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.
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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: NicknamedBob
Its a tough world for that kind of affliction. Don't I know it!
2,141
posted on
05/29/2012 4:41:46 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(I love you for your perspicacity.)
To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; Silentgypsy; Cyber Liberty; Rides_A_Red_Horse; ...
2,142
posted on
05/29/2012 4:48:40 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(I love you for your perspicacity.)
To: Tax-chick
2,143
posted on
05/29/2012 4:55:42 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare
2,144
posted on
05/29/2012 4:57:12 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(I love you for your perspicacity.)
To: Tax-chick
2,145
posted on
05/29/2012 5:08:40 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
“Screwtape Letters” is always a good read!
Hey Girl, how ya doing?
XOXOXO
2,146
posted on
05/29/2012 5:12:18 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
To: Tax-chick; Darksheare; NicknamedBob; Harmless Teddy Bear; Dead Corpse; ThomasThomas; Silentgypsy; ..
A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen!
The woman asked the cowboy, “Is it true what they say about men with big feet?”
The cowboy grinned and said, “Shore is, little lady! Why don’t ya’ll come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?”
The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.
The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he said, “Well, thankee, ma’am. Ah’m real flattered. Ain’t nobody ever paid me fer mah services before.”
The woman replied, “Don’t be flattered ... take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.”
2,147
posted on
05/29/2012 5:22:06 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
To: Monkey Face
2,148
posted on
05/29/2012 5:37:12 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare
Sorry. NOT! Happy Tuesday!!!!
2,149
posted on
05/29/2012 5:40:47 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
To: Monkey Face; Harmless Teddy Bear
I just reserved “Screwtape Letters.” Thanks!
To: Monkey Face
2,151
posted on
05/29/2012 5:52:45 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Monkey Face; Harmless Teddy Bear
I just reserved “Screwtape Letters.” Thanks!
To: Silentgypsy
Itt’s a book that keeps on giving. The more often you read it, the more you get out of it. Look for it on Amazon, or for a Kindle or Nook.
2,153
posted on
05/29/2012 7:04:21 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
She will read the labels off soup cans if there is nothing else around.Bet the casseroles around her house are frequently surprising. When you want to add Cream of Mushroom but dump in a can of Bean with Bacon . . . it's a whole new world.
Oh. Maybe you didn't technically mean she reads the labels 'off' of soup cans.
Never mind.
2,154
posted on
05/29/2012 7:32:42 AM PDT
by
Scoutmaster
(You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
To: Scoutmaster; Harmless Teddy Bear; Darkchylde
Went out to Lackawanna Coal Mine yesterday.
On the way back we stopped at a Mickey D’s and a song pops onto the overhead speakers.
Problem was, I didn’t hear the lyrics as they should have been.
Instead of “She’s got to be somebody’s baby” I heard instead “She’s got to give somebody rabies”.
2,155
posted on
05/29/2012 8:31:46 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare
.Shes got to give somebody rabiesAh. A mondegreen.
2,156
posted on
05/29/2012 8:47:42 AM PDT
by
Scoutmaster
(You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
To: Scoutmaster
Yes, but they happen more and more often these days.
2,157
posted on
05/29/2012 8:53:14 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Darksheare
Speaking of which, they are claiming the face-eater in Miami was on a new super-duper form of LSD, rather than admitting we’re having another outbreak of “African Rabies”...</World War Z>
2,158
posted on
05/29/2012 9:56:45 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1225 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
To: null and void
2,159
posted on
05/29/2012 10:01:15 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
To: Scoutmaster
2,160
posted on
05/29/2012 3:48:20 PM PDT
by
ThomasThomas
(Entropy isn't what it used to be)
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