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Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

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TOPICS: Food; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: innoutburger; mcdonaldsdollarmenu; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; sexlaws; undeadthread; vicesquad
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To: NicknamedBob
It’s a tough world for that kind of affliction.

Don't I know it!

2,141 posted on 05/29/2012 4:41:46 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; Silentgypsy; Cyber Liberty; Rides_A_Red_Horse; ...

2,142 posted on 05/29/2012 4:48:40 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Tax-chick

Nawt da baftime photos!


2,143 posted on 05/29/2012 4:55:42 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

My eyes! My eyes!


2,144 posted on 05/29/2012 4:57:12 AM PDT by Tax-chick (I love you for your perspicacity.)
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To: Tax-chick

The mortifications!


2,145 posted on 05/29/2012 5:08:40 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

“Screwtape Letters” is always a good read!

Hey Girl, how ya doing?

XOXOXO


2,146 posted on 05/29/2012 5:12:18 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: Tax-chick; Darksheare; NicknamedBob; Harmless Teddy Bear; Dead Corpse; ThomasThomas; Silentgypsy; ..

A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she’d ever seen!

The woman asked the cowboy, “Is it true what they say about men with big feet?”

The cowboy grinned and said, “Shore is, little lady! Why don’t ya’ll come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?”

The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.

The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.

Blushing, he said, “Well, thankee, ma’am. Ah’m real flattered. Ain’t nobody ever paid me fer mah services before.”

The woman replied, “Don’t be flattered ... take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.”


2,147 posted on 05/29/2012 5:22:06 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: Monkey Face

*Groan*


2,148 posted on 05/29/2012 5:37:12 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

Sorry. NOT! Happy Tuesday!!!!


2,149 posted on 05/29/2012 5:40:47 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: Monkey Face; Harmless Teddy Bear

I just reserved “Screwtape Letters.” Thanks!


2,150 posted on 05/29/2012 5:51:17 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Monkey Face

Good morning!


2,151 posted on 05/29/2012 5:52:45 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Monkey Face; Harmless Teddy Bear

I just reserved “Screwtape Letters.” Thanks!


2,152 posted on 05/29/2012 6:10:19 AM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy

Itt’s a book that keeps on giving. The more often you read it, the more you get out of it. Look for it on Amazon, or for a Kindle or Nook.


2,153 posted on 05/29/2012 7:04:21 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Be yourself. Everyone else is taken!)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
She will read the labels off soup cans if there is nothing else around.

Bet the casseroles around her house are frequently surprising. When you want to add Cream of Mushroom but dump in a can of Bean with Bacon . . . it's a whole new world.

Oh. Maybe you didn't technically mean she reads the labels 'off' of soup cans.

Never mind.

2,154 posted on 05/29/2012 7:32:42 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster; Harmless Teddy Bear; Darkchylde

Went out to Lackawanna Coal Mine yesterday.
On the way back we stopped at a Mickey D’s and a song pops onto the overhead speakers.

Problem was, I didn’t hear the lyrics as they should have been.
Instead of “She’s got to be somebody’s baby” I heard instead “She’s got to give somebody rabies”.


2,155 posted on 05/29/2012 8:31:46 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare
.“She’s got to give somebody rabies”

Ah. A mondegreen.

2,156 posted on 05/29/2012 8:47:42 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (You knew the job was dangerous when you took it)
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To: Scoutmaster

Yes, but they happen more and more often these days.


2,157 posted on 05/29/2012 8:53:14 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

Speaking of which, they are claiming the face-eater in Miami was on a new super-duper form of LSD, rather than admitting we’re having another outbreak of “African Rabies”...</World War Z>


2,158 posted on 05/29/2012 9:56:45 AM PDT by null and void (Day 1225 of our ObamaVacation from reality [and what dark chill/is gathering still/before the storm])
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To: null and void

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwQCR2VZR8E


2,159 posted on 05/29/2012 10:01:15 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Scoutmaster

2,160 posted on 05/29/2012 3:48:20 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Entropy isn't what it used to be)
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