Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
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They seem to have found a good place to nest in your house...so many, and in assorted sizes, too! Something for everyone!
Just think what you could have accomplished with a placed modifier!
Well, kiddies, I’m heading for bed. The chicken won’t be done for hours, yet, and I may have to tranfer it to the Dutch oven. Maybe I should plan on making dumplings...tomorrow.
In retrospect, did you have the crockpot for 20 years or the chicken? That might explain things.
So *you’re* the one we have to thank for the East Coast! The beaches are especially nice!
Sweet dreams,Face! BTW, the horse liked the lettuce.
Shhh, keep your voice down.
"The Post Office is not a library."
Dragons don’t like plain lettuce, but I have never offered a horse a vegetable he wouldn’t eat. Is it your horse?
Dragons don’t like plain lettuce, but I have never offered a horse a vegetable he wouldn’t eat. Is it your horse?
Sheesh.
You were supposed to say, “The man in the gabardine suit is a spy.”
LoL. The horse is probably in a horse suit. I mean, really, watermelon?
I remember playing horse.
I remember playing horse.
With a basketball?
I remember playing Physics with a basketball.
And a tennis ball.
Note: Do not play this game indoors.
It’s very simple. As a Physics demonstration, hold the basketball over and touching the tennis ball, then drop them together. The basketball will kinda squash the tennis ball and both will bounce poorly.
Now reverse the order. Place the tennis ball on top of the basketball, and drop them both together.
The basketball will hit the ground or pavement, and slightly collapse from its momentum. At the same time, the tennis ball will continue falling, and will slightly indent in the basketball.
And then the basketball transfers its compressed energy into the rebound of the tennis ball, and it could end up on the garage roof!
It’s astonishing! It’s also very surprising, if you haven’t seen it done before.
Have fun! And have someone young around to chase the tennis ball! It really goes flying!
Good morning!
We had a precious tuxedo cat (succumbed to FLV at age 15 months) and he and his father (desert feral colony kitties) had that “Evil Kitty Take Over the World” look. He was the most remarkable cat we’ve ever had.
Thank you for A.M. kttehs!
You’re welcome. We had a Siamese who died of FLV at around 5 years old. (They developed the vaccine soon after that.) He was overbred and had “special needs,” as they say. My mother would drape him around her neck like a stole, and he would just hang there, purring and slobbering.
Hey, I got the SAT math question right! We’ve got some test results back on the Offspring: Pat and the girls will be doing remedial math this summer.
My neighbor’s horse. Neighbor is 82yo combat vet and we use feeding the horse as an excuse to visit him. The horse is 22yo and has a delightful personality. When he finishes the treats, he tries to go through my pockets to find more. He verbalizes, comes when called and gives little horsey kisses.
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