Dragons don’t like plain lettuce, but I have never offered a horse a vegetable he wouldn’t eat. Is it your horse?
Sheesh.
You were supposed to say, “The man in the gabardine suit is a spy.”
My neighbor’s horse. Neighbor is 82yo combat vet and we use feeding the horse as an excuse to visit him. The horse is 22yo and has a delightful personality. When he finishes the treats, he tries to go through my pockets to find more. He verbalizes, comes when called and gives little horsey kisses.