Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
(Excerpt) Read more at thesmokinggun.com ...
It’s a P226, she says, but not x-five tactical. Picture is in process: Photobucket is moving slowly.
They’ll love you at the range...speaking in monosyllables...
“When...I...TOLD...you... DO...the...laun...dry... I...meant...[Californian reloads, here] NOW...not...next...year...”
LOL!
That weapon has the appropriate appearance for Anoreth’s planned intimidation campaign.
It’s a kinder, gentler form of self-assuredness, of course.
You know you’re in Arizona when ...
*You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.
*You can say 110 degrees without fainting.
*You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.
*You can make instant sun tea.
*You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
*The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
*You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.
*You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.
*You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
*Hot water now comes out of both taps.
*It’s noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets.
*You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
*You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work.
*No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning.
*Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, “What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?”
*You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
That’s a nice gun, TC! Very jealous. Perhaps you could travel up this direction. I could give you a lesson free of charge, just bring the wine for sit around afterward.
Anoreth has to intimidate without the usual shortcuts of height and bulk. So do I, of course.
That would be ideal, PB. How far are you from Charlotte?
I want one!!!
141 miles via hwy 74E and US 1N. Bring Kathleen and spend the night. I keep spare new toothbrushes in the guest bath.
Can someone teach me how to do that?
About 3 hours, then. Maybe before the end of the summer, but after all the children’s camps.
*You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.
*You can say 110 degrees without fainting.
*You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.
*You can make instant sun tea.
*You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
*The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
*You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.
*You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.
*You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
*Hot water now comes out of both taps.
*It’s noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets.
*You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
*You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work.
*No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning.
*Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, “What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?”
*You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
**You carry a sweater to wear INSIDE of buildings.
Good list Sis!
Are you loving the heat?
It was Jets’ list...I just changed a couple things...;o]
Yes, I’m loving the heat!
I went to “linner” with my daugther, and it was good to be with her, for the first time in four years.
We didn’t catch up on much, but we opened the doors, and that means a lot!
Did you hear about the unfortunate Arizonan that found themselves in Hell? Management kept turning the thermostat up and up to make the poor soul suffer, but when the blazing heat left them unfazed, the Devil finally became exasperated and shut the whole thing down. The Arizonan is reported to have looked around at the burgeoning rimes of frost and declared "Did the Cardinals win the Superbowl?"
;)
I’m so happy to hear that Face! *HUG*
Flotsam_Jetsome, lol!
*kof-kof*
Good story, she sez...when should I laugh? ;o]
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