Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
(Excerpt) Read more at thesmokinggun.com ...
Even if people were morally perfect, our limited knowledge would make a functioning socialist polity bigger than a few dozen people impossible.
The site also had some in blue.
I wear too much blue.
I have new blouses in Orchid and Lavender.
Cheated death again ... Tom drove to Walmart and back. Is it Five O’clock Somewhere yet?
That will require some deep thinking, and I only do deep thinking on alternate Tuesdays.
Looking at cilantro and basil off the top of my heard but no dill. Repeat: no dill. There is no dill permitted in the SM tent.
Suggestions?
That feeling is familiar. Sometimes, it takes so much effort to get out of bed that I have to take a nap.
Parsley is very high in Vitamin C, and dragons like it.
That happens to Bill, too.
What IS permitted in the SM tent? Whips? Chains? Handcuffs?
Poor Bill.
We have some dust blowing up from AZ this moring. I smelled it last night, strong enough to wake me up. No doubt I will cough a lot in the next few days. Ugh.
Bill agrees that he should be an object of sympathy ;-). But his hair is perfect ...
Back from Walmart, scared out of a couple of years’ growth. Now I need to get some sunscreen on and go for my run, before Fat Baby is hungry again.
Ash was limping the last few days, but she seems much better today. She scampered around the yard a bit, and then persuaded Frank to share his breakfast.
Bill has no “bed hair?” I wake with a Mohawk hairdo every morning.
Frank has always been a soft touch where Ash is concerned.
Maybe Ash has a little arthritis?
Glad you’re intact, T-c.
Crowbar stays in the yard while I garden this A.M. Dog pack in neighborhood last night and a Yorkie is missing. Can’t remember where my holster is so will keep pitchfork handy.
LIKE
Consider this my “Yes, as a matter of fact I AM still among the living” announcement.
Waiting for escrow to close so we can start making mods to FIL’s new house [wider interior doors in his apartment, ADA bathroom will roll-in shower, add bedroom and kitchenette], and begin moving our stuff to the main house, doing home repair in prep to rent out our place [looks like a missionary family on furlough might take it for a year or so], getting rid o as much stuff as possible in prep for move, raising eight chickens [including a black rooster that is developing teal highlights on his plumage and looks like it will really turn into a gorgeous bird], dealing with FIL’s ongoing drama [estranged wife finally moved out of his house so he’s back home to find that his brand-new Benelli shotgun, and trusty Savage 30-06/20ga over-under aren’t in the safe where he’d left them so filed a report with local Law who say he’ll probably never see them again though I’m pretty sure I know who has them, compensation will be taken out of said wife’s monthly check in any event, meanwhile FIL left on a short-notice trip to visit a terminally ill brother in Utah], work contract extended to April 2013 [Woo-Hoo!!], back to driving the ‘97 Chevy “War Machine” [it’ll clock over 300k miles sometime in the middle of next week] while the 2000 LeSabre gets about $1500 in body/mechanical work done, dropping a few bucks into the wife’s Aerostar, helping #1 Son gear up to go to prom with a girl he knows from his theater troupe [promoting honorable BOUNDARIES and the value of being able to look back without any regrets], keeping sibling rivalries and internecine warfare to a dull roar, ...
...in all, just been sorta chillin’.
Got coffee??
Howdy. 70 yesterday we are for sure a month ahead in weather for us. Face I hope all went well for you at dr’s.
2 cups
I do a lot of that, too. And speaking of #1 Sons, mine was supposed to go running, but I'll bet he's still in bed with his computer.
WOW, HK...I got tired just reading all of that! Multiply it by a few thousand kids, and it makes mah tard ake, fershure.
It sounds as if you are enjoying every minute of the challenges that beset you. I pray for you and your family, as I do for the rest of my favorite FReepers.
Keep the Faith and remember that God knows your needs and will provide for you...as long as you ask! He is a VERY Loving Father!
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.