Really?
Be sure to keep him preserved in a cool/dry place...
Posted on 04/02/2012 12:33:56 PM PDT by trailhkr1
Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu
The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”
(Excerpt) Read more at thesmokinggun.com ...
Really?
Be sure to keep him preserved in a cool/dry place...
There are a number of things I need to do today, but first on my list is a haircut.
The vacuum cleaner any under md the new phone will have to wait again.
Yesterday, I had barely gotten back to the complex and was staggering under the load and careened into one of the remada supports. And of course, all the stuff shifted and I almost fell on my face.
I’m good, all things considered. Still stuck in a tiny apartment, but with luck I will get a larger one before the end of the year.
But I empathize with your random rage issues. Been there, done that.
Good news about the kids.
I’m still trying to find the guy with the briefcase full of money so I can get a small truck, but he must be in another town.
Phone your grandmother! It’s her birthday!
Sally at Matthews Library says Hey. They’re not surprised at your success, since you read so much.
Don’t blame me, I voted for Bill and Opus!
We went to the library. Now I feel like a nap.
Would you like me to call her and sing Happy Birthday?
Checked out an Engineering text did you... Naps will happen at least once a chapter...
...and I'll be right as rain.
So I’m not the only one.... The garden is taking up a lot of time. During breaks, coming in and catching up on current events, I feel better when I’m gardening.
Anyway, have a great day, y’all!
P.S. Are we moving anytime soon?
P.P.S. Darksheare’ll be back in three weeks!
I already sang, and Anoreth is like unto being stone cold tone deaf, so that’s not a great idea for her, either.
Anyway, Mom will be out to lunch now, and Dad is genuinely mostly deaf and wouldn’t hear you if you called and sang. Plus his birthday is next month.
Now where’s that nap?
“...Now I feel like a nap.” That’s funny. You don’t post like a nap...
Interesting.
Heh. Like dat one....
It may not help whatever's wrong with him, but it is unlikely to hurt.
You'll know it's been effective if he starts saying things like, "If it helps to turn your hat around during a poker game, then it helps."
You'll know it has really been effective if he says, "It may be better to be a live jackal than a dead lion, but it is better still to be a live lion, and usually easier."
Bill was a bit poorly today, and it turns out he had a glass (or two) more wine than was good for him, especially with his low body-fat percentage. Learning experiences ...
We don't know what's wrong with him, because she won't introduce him or even show us his picture! If I knew his number, I'd ask him to call my mother and wish her a happy birthday!
Gee LoM, sorry it's so cold still. It's usually a bit warmer there by now?
We are just starting to get to normal temperatures again, after a few weeks of cool and damp here too.
I've been busy starting seeds, amending the soil in the garden beds, and adding edging in hopes of keeping the grass roots at bay. Work is busy too, yea!
Everyone doing well?
Wish you werre here...
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