Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The Smoking Gun ^ | April 2, 2012 | The Smoking Gun

[trailhkr1]

Cops: Accused Prostitute Offered Undercover Officer Sex For Cheeseburgers Off McDonald's Dollar Menu

The woman, the detective reported, replied that the pair “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The cop added, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

[Anoreth]

I want black, but in the end it doesn’t matter really.

[Monkey Face]

I wish I had Science Channel. Well, maybe next year.

Belugas, huh? Remind me not to date one. “The Fish Song.” Google it...”Oh I lobster and never flounder...”

[Scoutmaster]

I want black, but in the end it doesn’t matter really.

Please let us know when you get her/him.

And contrary to popular belief, Labs aren't born with a bandana around their necks, nor do they grow one by the age of six months. You have to buy one as an accessory. I think it's the law.

[Anoreth]

Roger that.
Not sure if I want to train him or her as a gun dog or not. Might be useful later on.

[Cyber Liberty]

Hey, check it out...we may have a new house for the UT:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2879611/posts?page=1

[Anoreth]

We found the atlantic city horse race track. It has been decided that we will do the races this summer. With my luck and experience I’ll make some money.

[null and void]

From a Texas Republican.

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with free monthly minutes, food stamps, section 8 housing, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe and some Air Jordan’s, and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.

[Tax-chick]

As long as you budget for gambling like any other entertainment, you should have fun. Heinlein recommended, “Bet the leading apprentice jockey to place.” I don’t know how one would identify that jockey, but if you hang around the paddocks asking questions with some knowledge of horses, you could learn.

[NicknamedBob]

It’s hard to go wrong paying attention to Heinlein.

Unless maybe you’re Spider Robinson.

[ThomasThomas]

Some nights I come and read this thread and I am not sure if I am in the sitting silver chair or not..

[HKMk23]

1111

Equals fifteen.

Or 4369.

Long ago it was 585. Those days are all but forgotten.

[ThomasThomas]

Or 4 in tallies.

[HKMk23]

1111

4, 15, 585, 4396...

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!

[Flotsam_Jetsome]

Fifteen is what occurred to me first.

1’s = 1
2’s = 1
4’s = 1
8’s = 1

1 + 2 + 4 +8 = 15

[Flotsam_Jetsome]

Sorry if that last manifested densely. I didn't go back to the original 1111 post before commenting.

[Tax-chick]

[Dead Corpse]

And an Ack! to boot...

[Monkey Face]

Hiya!
Wassup?

[Anoreth]

I got my boyfriend Heinlen for Christmas.

[Dead Corpse]

Having random rage issues. Too many humans engaging in too much stoopiditty for me to be able to deal with it all.

I know... take two 250mg Fukitol pills and things will get better... Eventually.

At home, things are going great. I've been sick with a nasty virus the past week... But I'm recovering quickly and no one else seems to have caught it. Kids are great and growing as per design specifications. Work is keeping me happily busy.

Everything else... Sucks. The world has lost what little mind it has left and is bent on destroying humanity from the inside out... I can't say I blame it for wanting them gone. Stupid monkeys...

Other than that...

How are you doing?