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To: Anoreth
"I got my boyfriend Heinlein for Christmas."

It may not help whatever's wrong with him, but it is unlikely to hurt.

You'll know it's been effective if he starts saying things like, "If it helps to turn your hat around during a poker game, then it helps."

You'll know it has really been effective if he says, "It may be better to be a live jackal than a dead lion, but it is better still to be a live lion, and usually easier."

1,276 posted on 05/04/2012 3:11:40 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I didn't feel up to going through a second childhood. That's why I had myself cloned.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Anoreth

Bill was a bit poorly today, and it turns out he had a glass (or two) more wine than was good for him, especially with his low body-fat percentage. Learning experiences ...


1,277 posted on 05/04/2012 4:54:08 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Anoreth
It may not help whatever's wrong with him, but it is unlikely to hurt.

We don't know what's wrong with him, because she won't introduce him or even show us his picture! If I knew his number, I'd ask him to call my mother and wish her a happy birthday!

1,278 posted on 05/04/2012 4:58:29 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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