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1 posted on 04/01/2012 5:12:41 AM PDT by Méabh
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To: Méabh

Isn’t this an April 1st joke? :)


2 posted on 04/01/2012 5:23:58 AM PDT by SMGFan
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Unicorns?

Skittles or it didn't happen.

3 posted on 04/01/2012 5:32:42 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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Unicorn is best served with freshly picked tree-spaghetti.
5 posted on 04/01/2012 5:35:52 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (You only have three billion heartbeats in a lifetime.How many does the government claim as its own?)
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I hope it has some ideas about what to do with the horn. I’ve just been throwing them away, but it seems like a waste.


6 posted on 04/01/2012 5:36:56 AM PDT by Telepathic Intruder (The right thing is not always the popular thing)
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Somebody notify Greg Gutfeld.
7 posted on 04/01/2012 5:38:37 AM PDT by Jimmy4Toes (I will not apologize for, nor will I demand my beliefs upon anyone.)
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Sounds like witch’s brew...not a REAL cookbook


9 posted on 04/01/2012 5:38:46 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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I love Unicorn Pot Pie. Photobucket
14 posted on 04/01/2012 5:42:07 AM PDT by baddog 219
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OK, It is time for April Fools content


17 posted on 04/01/2012 5:56:05 AM PDT by HangnJudge
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I wonder if it has a recipe for blackbird pie? I think it starts with 2 dozen blackbirds...


20 posted on 04/01/2012 6:09:14 AM PDT by mkmensinger
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Barack Obama is qualified to be the President.

APRIL FOOLS!

28 posted on 04/01/2012 6:31:19 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Shut up and drill.)
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It tasteth a bit like griffin.


29 posted on 04/01/2012 6:38:24 AM PDT by DManA
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Many references to unicorns in the Bible, and one was born in the DC zoo in 1996:

Endangered ‘unicorn’ rhino born at D.C. zoo
This baby weighs 138 pounds
September 20, 1996
Web posted at: 7:15 p.m. EDT

WASHINGTON (CNN) — Curious visitors were expected to flock to the National Zoo this weekend to see the newest inhabitant — a rare single-horn Asian rhinoceros named Chitwan who was born Wednesday.

The mother, Mechi, was pregnant for 16 months before giving birth to the female calf. Chitwan weighed 138 pounds (69 kilograms).

The baby rhino, a member of the endangered Rhinoceros Unicornis species, was reported in good health and was already “very active,” a zoo official said Thursday. Mother and child were getting to know each other, he added.

The rare breed, also known as the “greater one-horned Asian rhino,” has thick, armor-like skin, three toes on each foot and a horn that can reach 25 inches (62 centimeters) in length. Adults can reach 14 feet (4.2 meters), weighing up to 6,000 pounds.


30 posted on 04/01/2012 7:12:02 AM PDT by Sioux-san
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Obligatory graphic.

33 posted on 04/01/2012 8:06:05 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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This is why we still have Green alligators and long-necked geese Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
and cats and rats and elephants. Because nobody thought of making a recipe book for those.


34 posted on 04/01/2012 8:10:10 AM PDT by NavyCanDo (You can take an idiot out of Chicago, but you canÂ’t take the Chicago out of an idiot!)
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Detail of a unicorn on the grill in Geoffrey Fule's cookbook, England, mid-14th century (London, British Library, MS Additional 142012, f. 137r).


35 posted on 04/01/2012 8:15:08 AM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
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Oh, no. How long is it going to be NOW until the insufferable Anthony Bourdain, or Zimmern go someplace to eat unicorn al la pistache?
38 posted on 04/01/2012 9:31:15 AM PDT by righttackle44 (I may not be much, but I raised a United States Marine.)
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I am sensing some new mystery ingredients for the show CHOPPED. By the way, is anyone else addicted to this show like I am? And how about Sweet Genius? LOVE IT!


39 posted on 04/01/2012 9:59:10 AM PDT by Hildy ("When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser." - SocratesHill not text while dri)
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Lots of strange recipes from that era.....Watch the Show “Supersizers Go” in the medieval episode that have a “cockantrice” recipe where the chef sews together two animals for the eaters entertainment.(Kind of annoying british hosts but interesting show) BTW I have a recipe for Hippogriff if anyone is interseted! LOL..Happy April Fools day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0zE9FR5F0A


40 posted on 04/01/2012 10:06:39 AM PDT by jakerobins
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Can vegetarians eat unicorn?


41 posted on 04/01/2012 10:25:29 AM PDT by Raycpa
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And on the next shelf they found a box of Unicorn Helper!


42 posted on 04/01/2012 11:03:33 AM PDT by Wordkraft (Remember who the Collaborators are.)
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