Posted on 03/25/2012 11:38:37 AM PDT by doug from upland
(VIDEO AT LINK)
I guess it’s great to have goals, but this one could be fatal. Mother of two Susanne Eman is on a mission to be the fattest woman in the world, and she is well on her way at 728lbs. Susan is only at the half way mark of her 1600lb goal. Meet Susanne and get the rest of the story after the jump.
Susanne Eman, 32, runs her own blog on the way to 1600+pounds where she describes herself as “your average gal next door who just happens to have a body to match the size of her personality.”
British tabloids have run an article claiming this 728-lb single mother of 12- and 16-year-old boys wants to be 800 pounds by the end of the year, and eventually tip the scales at 1 ton.
Dr. Patrick Flyte is one of Eman’s physicians; he warned Eman that if she continues to put on weight, she’d be putting her health at risk. The warning from her doctor has not stopped Suzanne and her mission.
Do you think she is being very selfish, considering she has two teenage sons age 12 and 16?
Watch Susanne in the video below. Warning it’s gross.
Didn’t mean to add to the trauma. :)
I’m just trying to figure out if I want to eat supper!!
She must have one heck of a mouth, because *ahem* I just don’t see anything happening “down there.”
I’m glad that she’s not one of those anorexic scarecrows who obsesses about every calorie that goes in her mouth but, c’mon now. Can’t we have a little moderation here?
She could give a few of those ham samichies to Ann Coulter.
They both would be better off.
I hadn't thought of that, but it is a disturbingly similar image!
Will this fit in a casket?
We could use the fat as fuel and solve the energy crisis.
She’d like this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pf3hR0_LUo&feature=fvst
Liposuction Doctor Used Fat from Patients to Power His Car
By Mike Adams, December 24, 2008 | Key concepts: Liposuction, Biodiesel and Body fat
It sounds like a great idea, actually: Take the excess body fat from liposuction patients and use it to power your car. That’s what a Beverly Hills doctor figured, and he even bragged about it on his website LipoDiesel.com (now shut down). It even sounds like a California trend: Get thin and reduce America’s dependence on foreign oil all at the same time!
But sometimes the “cutting edge” of green goes too far, and California’s state medical authorities were not amused to learn of Dr. Bittner’s eco-friendly body fat recycling program. It is apparently illegal in the United States to use human body parts (even the parts people are throwing away) as fuel to power automobiles. I’d like to see somebody quote me any law that actually says that, by the way. Personally, I don’t believe such a law exists.
So now Dr. Alan Bittner’s clinic is closed, and liposuction patients have to get their fat sucked out somewhere else. So where, exactly, does all that excess body fat go from liposuction clinics? If you saw Fight Club, you might recall the main characters rendering the body fat into high explosives. I like the Lipodiesel idea better, because it puts the excess body fuel towards a more productive use.
Instead of shutting down this operation, the state of California should embrace it. Why not do a joint venture with McDonalds? “Eat a Big Mac. You’ll get a smile, and your car goes another mile!”
Besides, a nation full of fat people could serve as a reserve oil supply. If the Arab nations stop shipping us barrels oil, we can just start tapping into the population to power our cars with liposuction fat. And if we run out of body fat to process into diesel fuel, we can always eat more, right? Eating more junk food might actually become patriotic: “Snarf down some burgers and fries for your nation’s energy independence!” Talk about Freedom Fries, huh?
Don’t laugh, because I’m not making this up, but the human body stores so much energy that the town of Helsingborg, Sweden, uses the heat from local crematoriums to generate about 10 percent of the heat used its homes. Technically speaking, it would be a very simple matter for crematoriums to power steam turbines that generate electricity.
Although the idea may seem a little strange right now, it’s not hard to imagine a future where people are either encouraged or forced to donate their bodies back to society upon their death by converting their physical body mass into usable energy. Dr. Bittner was merely doing that with patients who volunteered to use their liposuction fat to help power automobiles.
The exhaust of vehicles burning biodiesel made from fast food grease smells a bit like French fries. I wonder what Dr. Bittner’s car exhaust smells like? Fried rump roast?
Learn more: http://www.naturalnews.com/News_000632_liposuction_biodiesel_body_fat.html#ixzz1qA305o1x
Goliath Casket in Indiana can probably help.
http://www.wane.com/dpp/news/IN-business-makes-oversize-caskets
For, as I have often told you before and now tell you again even with tears, many live as enemies of the cross of Christ. Their destiny is destruction, their god is their stomach, and their glory is in their shame.
Phil 3:18-19a
Given food costs these days where does she get the money to buy all the food she is consuming?
Even if she were on SS Disability that is only about $1200 a month at most. Her food bills have to be a lot greater than that even if she is getting Medicaid, Food Stamps, etc., that would not be enough.
I am not sure, does the 4x mean she is having 24 eggs in the morning?
I’m waiting for one of you guys to say, “I’d hit that.”
That is sooo gross...I can’t even identify the body parts.
How does she or any other obscenely large person even perform normal body hygiene?
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