[Elsie]

In a recent poll of over 497 bears, both in the wild and in captivity; this fact was made quite evident:

Guns don't give people advantage during a bear encounter.

It also makes for a much more enjoyable meal.

[Kenny Bunk]

Elsie, I am shocked. Shocked I tell you at your sangf-froid about the bear problem. We must not shoot bears because they are terribly endangered. Recently, a starving polar bear was spotted on a shrinking ice floe in the Gulf of Mexico off Tampa Bay.

Yes he attacked me,because he was hungry. I threw him a small illegal immigrant.