[dayglored]

I saw the "WTFlorida" in the article, and when I went to the article itself via the top link, I saw a "WTF Florida" title link, which took me here:

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/wtf_florida/

where I found the following headlines (I AM NOT MAKING THESE UP!!):

• Man Stabbed for Mistaking Harmonicas for Tacos
• Florida Drunk Driver Wearing a Butt Plug Rear Ends Car
• Miami Beach Man Tasered After Refusing to Pay For His Steak and Beer
• Florida School Promotes Literacy with Misspelled Sign
• Armed Robber Drops His Gun, Returns To Buy It Back From Victims For $40
• Florida Man Bites Police Car, Causes $600 in Damage To Paint Job
• Florida Man Arrested for Masturbating at the Beach and Making Animal Sounds

That's quite enough... there are lots more... But that last one included this:

Lee County Deputies had received multiple reports of a man reportedly trying to lure woman and children to him by making animal noises. Once he got their attention he whipped out his animalhood and begin masturbating. Flores had reportedly even been hiding in bushes and sneaking around outside public beach showers while making the noises.

No, it wasn't the same guy as with the butt plug.

There's enough material there for a week's worth of silly threads!

[Slings and Arrows]

I second Martin’s vote.

Florida: America’s Diseased Appendix