[Daffynition]

That's why they're called *Boomers*>

[Morgana]

I guess now Planned Barrenhood will have to pass out condoms in nursing homes less Mildred gets knocked up.

[Jim Robinson]

It’s all Bob Dole’s fault.

[I Drive Too Fast]

Brings new meaning to the phrase “Clap on, clap off”.

[stefanbatory]

I think they report this “news” at least once per year...

[martin_fierro]

[FlingWingFlyer]

I can already hear the ambulance chaser commercials on FOX News Channel pushing a suit against the makers of Viagra. “Have you or one of your elderly ‘loved ones’ contracted an STD...” LOL!

[martin_fierro]

STD rates skyrocketing among seniors

I've fallen, and I damn sure can get up.

[Outlaw Woman]

gross

[STD]

Now, I'm responsible for a fair number of middle age women who are walking around whistling and humming tunes. But, I do draw the line. Perhaps, Laz has been going out for Senior Meals at the local Senior's Center. I'm still working the waitress, college girl wants a nice diner with a gentleman.

Laz keep it in your pants Dude!

[blueunicorn6]

They have to have a scooter-chair to go next door, but they can hump like horny hamsters. Unplug their scooter chairs, that’ll stop the randy old rascals.

[txrefugee]

STDs are increasing by 70-80% in Florida’s retirement areas. The same is true in AZ and CA.

Why should young families have their taxes raised to provide health care for these old goats? Keep it in your pants, Gramps.

[wyokostur]

NO No No!! I said, “I have *ACUTE ANGINA*!”

[Neidermeyer]

Joe Biden “Villages” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T1YSOgGFgk

[Bellflower]

God's rule apply whether you are old or young. These loose old people are gathering up damnation onto themselves. This is not surprising as this is the hippie generation getting old. That generation, which is mine, on a whole, doesn't know the first thing about morality. The whole Country is going down the tubes because the hippie generation forgot God.

Old people should be the first to realize that they are finite and soon will answer to Almighty God. This generation is due for a great revival. It could still happen but it will take a huge miracle from The LORD to change these blackened, self centered hearts.

It all started with teaching and promoting the erroneous belief of "evolution". When you think that all you are is chance slime you think anything goes.

[STYRO]

Statistics at work. When the STD rate reaches the saturation point, the only place for growth to take place is in the uninfected population. Everybody else already has it.

[wyokostur]

When I went to the assisted living home, I was shocked to see the nurses giving out Viagra to the gentlemen at night. When questioned, they responded, “ keeps them from rolling out of bed”.

[BJClinton]