[txrefugee]

STDs are increasing by 70-80% in Florida’s retirement areas. The same is true in AZ and CA.

Why should young families have their taxes raised to provide health care for these old goats? Keep it in your pants, Gramps.

[Daffynition]

Condom Granny's safe sex pitch to Florida's active oldies

Once a man asked her if one size of condom fitted all. She said: "Yes, of course they do."

He said: "Oh no, I need extra large." So she took a condom, rolled it down her arm to her elbow and said to him: "If you are this big, please give me your telephone number."

People laughed, which didn't give her a chance to finish: "… because I'm going to send it to Ripley's Believe It or Not!"