STD rates skyrocketing among seniors

MNN.com ^ | Mon, Feb 06 2012

[Daffynition]

Uh-oh, looks like it's time to have "the talk." According to a new study, sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) are climbing among a certain segment of the population. You'll be relieved to know that it's not your teen you need to worry about — it's your parents!

[Daffynition]

[txrefugee]

STDs are increasing by 70-80% in Florida’s retirement areas. The same is true in AZ and CA.

Why should young families have their taxes raised to provide health care for these old goats? Keep it in your pants, Gramps.

[Daffynition]

[traditional1]

THAT'S HELEN THOMAS, AIN'T IT?

[Daffynition]

[dfwgator]

Benny Hill’s take

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCYpk0ivqjo

[Mears]

Wow,your username is STD.

Hmmmm !

[Daffynition]

Condom Granny's safe sex pitch to Florida's active oldies

Once a man asked her if one size of condom fitted all. She said: "Yes, of course they do."

He said: "Oh no, I need extra large." So she took a condom, rolled it down her arm to her elbow and said to him: "If you are this big, please give me your telephone number."

People laughed, which didn't give her a chance to finish: "… because I'm going to send it to Ripley's Believe It or Not!"

[Outlaw Woman]

Geez Daffy...I just ate...

Men are disgusting at that age (ancient but think they are teens) .... sorry but they are.

[wyokostur]

NO No No!! I said, “I have *ACUTE ANGINA*!”

[Neidermeyer]

Joe Biden “Villages” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T1YSOgGFgk

[Daffynition]

[Daffynition]

Put down that broad brush, you're painting with. :)

[Mears]

You obviously have a problem with the elderly.

I guess God left us here too long.

What do you think would be a good age for God to take us?

50? 60? Maybe you should pray on it.

[Outlaw Woman]

Oh don’t give me that crap.

No..I have a problem with dirty old people. They’re disgusting.

[MondoQueen]

OK,now that did it! I’m a senior and I’m a Mildred. Why do you think a Mildred is going to get knocked up (as you put it)? I don’t fall for the line that the senior dirty old men give me. I resist all come-ons from them, so target a Mergatroid if you have to, but not me!

[traditional1]

That's Ruth Bader Ginsburg, ain't it?

LOL

[wyokostur]

Sean Connery on jeopardy

http://www.tvbvideo.de/video/iLyROoafthOy.html

[Bellflower]

God's rule apply whether you are old or young. These loose old people are gathering up damnation onto themselves. This is not surprising as this is the hippie generation getting old. That generation, which is mine, on a whole, doesn't know the first thing about morality. The whole Country is going down the tubes because the hippie generation forgot God.

Old people should be the first to realize that they are finite and soon will answer to Almighty God. This generation is due for a great revival. It could still happen but it will take a huge miracle from The LORD to change these blackened, self centered hearts.

It all started with teaching and promoting the erroneous belief of "evolution". When you think that all you are is chance slime you think anything goes.

[STYRO]

Statistics at work. When the STD rate reaches the saturation point, the only place for growth to take place is in the uninfected population. Everybody else already has it.