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I JUST MET THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!! [Vanity]
Feb 2, 2012
| By Lazamataz
Posted on 02/02/2012 11:07:10 AM PST by Lazamataz
First, turn on your speakers, or headphones. Then click this, to set the right mood:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2JfY8iUkvE&feature=related
Okay, is it playing? Good….
Do any of you remember when I said my last girlfriend, turned me off of love forever?
Well, go figure. Last night I met the love of my life.
She and I will have beautiful times together.
Tender, private moments.
Moments of hilarity.
Special times.
We will take pictures together. We will go places together. Eventually, we will become as one.
Here’s her picture: Her name is Egg Bacon Donut Burger.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
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To: Lazamataz
She has something on the side FYI. They all have baggage.
To: Lazamataz
Not bad but let me introduce you to
Bacon-Wrapped Hot Dogs.
Two dogs, cheese and condiments inside a saucy french roll wrapped in BACON!
I introduced her to Mrs p6 last night. We had a sort of menage a trois. It was great!
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posted on
02/02/2012 11:20:46 AM PST
by
prisoner6
(Right Wing Nuts bolt The Constitution together as the loose screws of the Left fall out!)
To: reed13k
This one has cheez. Laz may already be thinkin of cheating.
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posted on
02/02/2012 11:20:50 AM PST
by
xp38
To: Lazamataz
Oh gosh, Laz!! You're such a sentimental romantic!!
Who knew!!
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posted on
02/02/2012 11:21:19 AM PST
by
LADY J
To: Lazamataz
To: Signalman
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posted on
02/02/2012 11:23:44 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
To: Lazamataz
Gross. Sorry but I couldn’t even take a bite of that. Yuck.
To: GQuagmire
Not Guilty, and impeach the DA for even accusing!
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posted on
02/02/2012 11:24:26 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
To: prisoner6
Niiiice looking mistress ya got there. :)
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posted on
02/02/2012 11:24:26 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
To: Lazamataz
That and a glass of milk would make her perfect.
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posted on
02/02/2012 11:24:30 AM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
To: Lazamataz
She’ll be gone in a few minutes, and in a few hours, will be completely out of your life. Keep looking.....
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posted on
02/02/2012 11:24:30 AM PST
by
NEMDF
To: hitchwolf
Gross. Sorry but I couldn’t even take a bite of that. Yuck.You must be Teh Ghey.
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posted on
02/02/2012 11:25:30 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
To: Signalman; Lazamataz
Forget these naysayers, my Great Uncle Jim, up in the Maritimes, lived to be 108 on salt cod and potatoes fried in lard.
To: Lazamataz
You torture me.
I just turned 53. My VW forum calls it the Herbie year.
Here's what I got for my birthday.......
My blood sugar is high, new diagnosis of Type II diabetes.
My cholesterol is high, walking heart attack.
My blood pressure is just a little high.
In addition, I have asthma, GERD, and bad nasal allergies.
I can't eat that anymore. In fact, it seems the only thing I'm allowed to eat is cardboard and raw broccoli.
I think I'm developing ED as well.
Life is really beginning to suck.
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posted on
02/02/2012 11:26:56 AM PST
by
fredhead
(Vegetarian - Old Indian word for poor hunter.)
To: Lazamataz
Is that your icing around her doughnut hole?
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posted on
02/02/2012 11:27:30 AM PST
by
Mich Patriot
(I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself. Ronald Reagan)
I confess... I've been two-timing.
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posted on
02/02/2012 11:28:23 AM PST
by
evets
(beer)
To: Lazamataz
You could also lose your eyesight and hearing.
Be very careful.
The older a person gets you have a harder time deciding if you are having an orgasm or a heart attack! LOL
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posted on
02/02/2012 11:30:17 AM PST
by
dforest
To: Lazamataz
For a minute there, you had me worried. I thought you might have meant “modest proposal” from the other thread!
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posted on
02/02/2012 11:30:17 AM PST
by
dynachrome
("Our forefathers didn't bury their guns. They buried those that tried to take them.")
To: fredhead
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posted on
02/02/2012 11:30:55 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Norm Lenhart knows nothing about reloading.)
To: Lazamataz
You’ll definitely need a cigarette after that.
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