Mafia ? (Il zotto di pazzo)

[chrismac]

It might be connected with the strange goings on around here : Our car stolen, with $4000 of damage; Our neighbour's healthy rabbit dying unexpectedly; Our neighbour's letterbox being destroyed; Curious spam emails about las vegas; The odd curious phone call; Faeces being smeared on our church Car windows smashed and things taken at church - they now have patrols as a result Breakin at church and organ damaged. Mysterious deaths of stars, such as Heath Ledger, Brittany and her husband, Michael Jackson, David Carradine, and others : http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2010/05/24/what-killed-brittanys- husband.html http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/31103217/ns/today-entertainment/t/david- carradine-found-dead-thailand-hotel/

Connect the dots if you dare, to see the truth.

> If things escalate, as they're indicating, I suggest that pamphlets explaining > Cats infiltration of public office, and their networked saboteurs, be posted by > some in every letterbox, so raising up a public backlash against the Mafia. I > can't do this, but it seems a good way to alert the public to what the Mafia > are upto. Laser printers, for each one involved in the expose, can cope > with and distribute the load. They will suddenly find themselves very > unwelcome.

[Monkey Face]

Alas! Woe is me! My glasses just broke.

:o[

[null and void]

Duct tape...

[Monkey Face]

Hahahahahaha!

You don’t understand: The duct tape is the part that broke! LOL!

[Silentgypsy]

Duct tape, popsicle sticks, safety pins, staples, the wire inside those twisty thingies you get at the produce section to close the bags—what part broke?

[Monkey Face]

The earpiece on the left bow. Not worth trying to fix.

[LibreOuMort]

Between your glasses and my freak car accident we’re doing great, huh? ;-)

[null and void]

You hit a freak?

[NicknamedBob]

"The earpiece on the left bow. Not worth trying to fix."

Now when you finally have an application for the art training, there isn't a pipe-cleaner to be found.

I repaired my glasses six months ago with a paper clip.

[Tax-chick]

Sorry about your accident. I said a rosary for you while having my teeth cleaned this morning.

Sorry about your glasses. Maybe I can help, when it gets to be Wednesday and I see what my bank balance is.

But if you think you have trouble, the catz can see the bottom of their bowl!!!

[LibreOuMort]

Thanks T-C for the rosary. I am feeling a bit better, albeit sore and stiff, still. The bruises are beginning to show, but the scrapes are healing. Daughter applied medicine after deeper cleaning last night. Painkillers helped me get through the night.

[LibreOuMort]

Nope- I was dragged down a gravel cul de sac by my new car. Should have let go, but I didn’t want the car to take out the only fire hydrant in the neighborhood.... Car is in shop awaiting damage assessment..... I realized last night I could have been seriously hurt..... I was on my way to church, too.

[null and void]

Next time let the hydrant take the brunt. They’re designed to shear off cleanly, and the city has a bunch sitting in a warehouse just twiddling their thumbs and awaiting their turn.

We don’t have a spare LibreOuMort to drop into your slot...

[ThomasThomas]

Here in California your car could make the evening news. people in California are fascinated by gushing water

[ThomasThomas]

Here in California your car could make the evening news. people in California are fascinated by gushing water

[ThomasThomas]

Here in California your car could make the evening news. people in California are fascinated by gushing water

[ThomasThomas]

Here in California your car could make the evening news. people in California are fascinated by gushing water

[ThomasThomas]

Here in California your car could make the evening news. people in California are fascinated by gushing water

[ThomasThomas]

Here in California your car could make the evening news. people in California are fascinated by gushing water

[ThomasThomas]

I blame it on the iPad.