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Mafia ? (Il zotto di pazzo)

Posted on 02/01/2012 3:44:24 PM PST by chrismac

It might be connected with the strange goings on around here : Our car stolen, with $4000 of damage; Our neighbour's healthy rabbit dying unexpectedly; Our neighbour's letterbox being destroyed; Curious spam emails about las vegas; The odd curious phone call; Faeces being smeared on our church Car windows smashed and things taken at church - they now have patrols as a result Breakin at church and organ damaged. Mysterious deaths of stars, such as Heath Ledger, Brittany and her husband, Michael Jackson, David Carradine, and others : http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2010/05/24/what-killed-brittanys- husband.html http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/31103217/ns/today-entertainment/t/david- carradine-found-dead-thailand-hotel/

Connect the dots if you dare, to see the truth.

> If things escalate, as they're indicating, I suggest that pamphlets explaining > Cats infiltration of public office, and their networked saboteurs, be posted by > some in every letterbox, so raising up a public backlash against the Mafia. I > can't do this, but it seems a good way to alert the public to what the Mafia > are upto. Laser printers, for each one involved in the expose, can cope > with and distribute the load. They will suddenly find themselves very > unwelcome.


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To: Silentgypsy

I’m better now than I was when I had to quit work in 1998, but I will never again recover enough to be worth a hill of beans. I’m constantly in relapses and remissions, and even the remissions have small relapses. Some people recover enough to work part-time, but so much pressure was put on me in the workplace (they wanted me out but couldn’t fire me) that I ended up in therapy twice a week for three years.

I have to be very careful when I feel good because I have a tendency to over-do it, which puts me into another relapse.

Danged if I do, and danged if I don’t.


861 posted on 02/18/2012 11:10:59 AM PST by Monkey Face (Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!)
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To: Monkey Face

Painting them sounds like a great idea. However, as one who has no talent, maybe I can get my husband to stick decals all over them or decoupage them or something. (Everything *he* does looks great. Everything I do looks like the product of a disordered—oh, nevermind.)

Off to the veggies!


862 posted on 02/18/2012 11:13:15 AM PST by Silentgypsy (If this creature is not stopped it could make its way to Novosibirsk!)
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To: Silentgypsy

Just choose your colors at Walmarts craft section and paint the sections of the skates, using the stitches as a divider. When you’re done with that, you can put little stickers on them and a bright red ribbon for the laces, and hang them on the door.

And a coat of fixative so the stickers stay put and the paint doesn’t show it’s age.


863 posted on 02/18/2012 11:17:00 AM PST by Monkey Face (Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!)
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To: Monkey Face

And maybe a little lace around the tops...


864 posted on 02/18/2012 11:18:26 AM PST by Monkey Face (Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!)
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To: Monkey Face

Sounds cute. I’ve been looking up jokes for the Cub Scouts.

Q. What do you call a man with an axe in his head?

A. Call him an ambulance - he probably has a fractured skull!


865 posted on 02/18/2012 12:37:47 PM PST by Tax-chick (I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect!)
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To: Tax-chick
Q. What do you call a camel with no humps?

A. Humphrey

Q. How can you tell when an elephant has been in your fridge?

A. By the footprints in the butter.

I'll think of more, I'm sure...I have to have my OA check them for appropriateness...

866 posted on 02/18/2012 1:05:40 PM PST by Monkey Face (Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!)
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To: Silentgypsy
Sorry, I spelled it wrong.

Mr. Magoo.


867 posted on 02/18/2012 2:32:07 PM PST by fanfan (This is not my Father's Ontario. http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/)
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To: fanfan
MaGoo and I have always had something in common, Sis...we are both irretrievably myopic!!! He was my hero!
868 posted on 02/18/2012 2:45:53 PM PST by Monkey Face (Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!)
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To: fanfan

You ROCK, Sis! LOL!
I am off to bed. Take care of you for me!

XOXO


869 posted on 02/18/2012 5:12:28 PM PST by Monkey Face (Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!)
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To: Monkey Face

You make it sound possible! I have some pretty Christmas stickers. I’ll give it a shot. Thanks!

P.S. My grand plan for the afternoon went kerphlooey. I fell asleep. Tomorrow’s schedule has just gone from doable to nightmarish. Oh, well.


870 posted on 02/18/2012 5:43:17 PM PST by Silentgypsy (If this creature is not stopped it could make its way to Novosibirsk!)
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To: Tax-chick

“Cakes made by small boys.” Cakes made by anyone are fine with me! Have fun!


871 posted on 02/18/2012 5:50:03 PM PST by Silentgypsy (If this creature is not stopped it could make its way to Novosibirsk!)
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To: Monkey Face

Unh uh. No lace. Them not be any girly-girl skates; them be tough, hand me down many times skates that are older than I. (I’m waiting for suggestions to donate them to the Smithsonian, etc.)


872 posted on 02/18/2012 5:53:26 PM PST by Silentgypsy (If this creature is not stopped it could make its way to Novosibirsk!)
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To: Tax-chick

Thanks for my second lol of the day!


873 posted on 02/18/2012 5:54:19 PM PST by Silentgypsy (If this creature is not stopped it could make its way to Novosibirsk!)
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To: Silentgypsy

The cakes made by small boys were edible. There was pulled pork, but I don’t care for that, so I ate fruit salad and two kinds of potato casserole. Many people got to hold Kathleen.


874 posted on 02/18/2012 5:55:52 PM PST by Tax-chick (I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect!)
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To: Tax-chick

Sounds good!

Does Kathleen mind being held by a lot of different people? I remember something from developmental psych about babies hitting a certain age and becoming fearful of anyone not-their-Mommy.


875 posted on 02/18/2012 6:00:18 PM PST by Silentgypsy (If this creature is not stopped it could make its way to Novosibirsk!)
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To: Silentgypsy

My taxes are done on time this year.


876 posted on 02/18/2012 10:06:03 PM PST by ThomasThomas (The right has common sense , the OWS folks have common scents.)
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To: ThomasThomas; Silentgypsy
"My taxes are done on time this year."

On Monday, your forgotten 1099 will show up in the mail.

877 posted on 02/18/2012 11:17:44 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If "everybody's different" then two of them have to be the same. It's the only way to be different.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Anyone to carry her around is good for now. 9 months to a year is when the clinginess with the primary caretaker (Mom, Dad, and Tom, in our house) hits, coinciding with the onset of mobility.


878 posted on 02/19/2012 3:31:01 AM PST by Tax-chick (I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect!)
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To: NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; Silentgypsy; Scoutmaster; Darksheare; ...

879 posted on 02/19/2012 3:42:49 AM PST by Tax-chick (I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect!)
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To: NicknamedBob; Silentgypsy; Monkey Face; Darksheare

I found the missing DVD-player remote control. It was in a plastic expansion-file in which I organize Spanish church music. Given that there was a substantial cash reward offered for finding it two weeks ago, I have to conclude that it was put there by Frank, Jake, or Ash. (Shannon is too Superior, and anyone else would have retrieved it for the money.)


880 posted on 02/19/2012 7:24:30 AM PST by Tax-chick (I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect!)
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