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Mafia ? (Il zotto di pazzo)

Posted on 02/01/2012 3:44:24 PM PST by chrismac

It might be connected with the strange goings on around here : Our car stolen, with $4000 of damage; Our neighbour's healthy rabbit dying unexpectedly; Our neighbour's letterbox being destroyed; Curious spam emails about las vegas; The odd curious phone call; Faeces being smeared on our church Car windows smashed and things taken at church - they now have patrols as a result Breakin at church and organ damaged. Mysterious deaths of stars, such as Heath Ledger, Brittany and her husband, Michael Jackson, David Carradine, and others : http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2010/05/24/what-killed-brittanys- husband.html http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/31103217/ns/today-entertainment/t/david- carradine-found-dead-thailand-hotel/

Connect the dots if you dare, to see the truth.

> If things escalate, as they're indicating, I suggest that pamphlets explaining > Cats infiltration of public office, and their networked saboteurs, be posted by > some in every letterbox, so raising up a public backlash against the Mafia. I > can't do this, but it seems a good way to alert the public to what the Mafia > are upto. Laser printers, for each one involved in the expose, can cope > with and distribute the load. They will suddenly find themselves very > unwelcome.


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To: NicknamedBob
Of course I know you little. We have barely exchanged five posts! But I know that you are nice and funny and a poet. What more could a friend want?

Don't feel bad about the automatic doors or your fortune cookie message. Happens to the best of us, LOL!
121 posted on 02/02/2012 6:52:03 PM PST by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: Darksheare
Typical! Establish the Undead Thread and run. As if your duties and obligations take precedence over the Undead Thread! Sheesh, Darks!  
122 posted on 02/02/2012 6:55:28 PM PST by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list)
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To: LibreOuMort; Darksheare; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; SoothingDave
If they are “lost” I can fire up Sionn’s linux box and look for them.

I am not sure I'd trust Sion’s box near fire.

Or Flame.

Sparks.

Heat of any kind.

Shock. Vibration. Sudden motion even.

Put it gently on the floor, and back away very, very quietly........ 8<)

123 posted on 02/02/2012 6:56:50 PM PST by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE

Whatever you do, don’t cut the red wire.


124 posted on 02/02/2012 7:02:02 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If "everybody's different" then two of them have to be the same. It's the only way to be different.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Robert A. Cook, PE

And keep an eye on the countdown timer.


125 posted on 02/02/2012 7:05:40 PM PST by glock rocks (I didn't leave the Republican party, it left me.)
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To: NicknamedBob

The key to this one is the code word laser printer. A laser printer can print fonts with variances in the letters that are so slight that they will not be seen by the eye unless one knows to looked for them. A simple form of this code uses just the letters that are altered and a more complex with use them to indicated letters shifts. There are more clues here but if I told you what they were I would not need to shoot you like some old jokes. I would leave that to the proper department. Union rules you know. I can tell you what has been decoded and released so far.

Drink more ovaltine.


126 posted on 02/02/2012 7:11:27 PM PST by ThomasThomas (The right has common sense , the OWS folks have common scents.)
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To: Darksheare
I have to head out for the night, see everyone tomorrow.

Your fortune cookie said "RUN - NOW!" didn't it.

I know. And an hour later...

127 posted on 02/02/2012 7:12:20 PM PST by glock rocks (I didn't leave the Republican party, it left me.)
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To: glock rocks; NicknamedBob; CholeraJoe; SoothingDave

I have never figured out why every good guy assumes the bad guys set sion’s box (er, the bomb) to blow up at 00:00.00.

Why not use 1:58.03 ... just to confuse the screenwriters.

And what if his box was set to go off on March 1 of a leap year after the daylight savings time changeover? Wouldn’t that really screw things up when the plane flew east across the dateline and that date never happened?


128 posted on 02/02/2012 7:16:33 PM PST by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE

... of if Desmond had talked Locke into pressing the button! We could have saved three more years of thinking Oahu was an uncharted island a thousand miles off of Fiji!


129 posted on 02/02/2012 7:24:24 PM PST by glock rocks (I didn't leave the Republican party, it left me.)
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To: chrismac

If it rains in Puerto Vallarta, take the 11:47 train from Trieste to Smolensk. Really.


130 posted on 02/02/2012 7:41:25 PM PST by Pharmboy (She turned me into a Newt...)
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To: Darksheare

.esnes erom sekam ti ,tcaf nI. cipot daerht eht sa esnes hcum sa tsuj sekam tnemmoc sihT


131 posted on 02/02/2012 9:05:31 PM PST by BuckeyeTexan (Man is not free unless government is limited. ~Ronald Reagan)
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE

I swear, I didn’t do it, ocifer, I swear.

It turns out I didn’t have to bring Sion’s Linux box back to life - I found the image online and sent the link to Darks.

I will probably try running the Linux box just to see if I can still figure it out.

And I do know what a failing power supply smells like.... unfortunately.


132 posted on 02/03/2012 1:34:20 AM PST by LibreOuMort (Give me liberty, or give me death! (Patrick Henry))
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To: chrismac

organ damaged...Goodness! I hope it wasn’t his Happy Organ.


133 posted on 02/03/2012 1:40:03 AM PST by Safetgiver (I'd rather die under a free American sky than live under a Socialist regime.)
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To: Safetgiver; Monkey Face; LibreOuMort; Darksheare; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; Old Sarge; ...

With that coat, "Max" is probably a girl.

134 posted on 02/03/2012 5:32:48 AM PST by Tax-chick (View new baby pictures on the Tax-chick page!)
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To: NicknamedBob

“automatic doors won’t open for you”
You, too?


135 posted on 02/03/2012 6:59:10 AM PST by Silentgypsy (If this creature is not stopped it could make its way to Novosibirsk!)
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To: Silentgypsy; NicknamedBob
The older automatic doors have an in door and an out door. You must enter using the in door and exit using the out door.

This is not a automatic door but I like this cartoon.


136 posted on 02/03/2012 7:37:18 AM PST by ThomasThomas (The right has common sense , the OWS folks have common scents.)
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To: ThomasThomas

Is that from the “Far Side” collection? When husband and I walk into those doors the wrong way, we crack up and onlookers look on w/puzzlement.


137 posted on 02/03/2012 8:01:01 AM PST by Silentgypsy (If this creature is not stopped it could make its way to Novosibirsk!)
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To: TheOldLady; LibreOuMort; All

It was a rough day.
I had to fill in for my boss the night of the 1st.
This thread got spotted in that time frame.
I got home the morning of the 2nd, and crashed out for a bit.
Then when I thought I could set up for the thread move, I had to head out again.
*UNNNNGH*

And finally, here we are.


138 posted on 02/03/2012 8:06:33 AM PST by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: glock rocks

Actually, it said “Behind You.”
Yeesh what a sight that was.


139 posted on 02/03/2012 8:07:50 AM PST by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

Wait, we brought MORE sense to the thread than it started out with?

How’d we manage that one?
*Rummages through memos and rulebook*


140 posted on 02/03/2012 8:08:58 AM PST by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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