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"How do I look?"

"Golly, Rafe. You look ... you look fine ..."
"Well I figured if I'm gonna be on American Idol I better dress up."

"Yeah. Listen, Rafe. There's someone you should talk to.
Someone that can help you with your style."
"Oh? Who?"

"Hello, Rafe. I'm Tommy Hilfiger."

"Uhh ... Nice to meetcha."

"Hmmmmm, now let's see what we have to work with ...
Those overalls aren't exactly a trend right now.
The whole rural look is so '90s ..."

"Maybe he could just lose the hat--"

"No! I've got it!"

"Got what?"

The answer! You need a suit! Not just any suit--a TIGHT suit!
One that really shows off your physique!"

"Physique? The Asian lady's right.
I should just take off my hat--"

"Forget the hat, Rafe!
You need to WOW the crowd! Shock them! And the only way
you can do that is with a tight, form-fitting suit--with stripes!
A Hilfiger Original!"

"Oy."

"Come on out, Rafe! Let's have a look atcha!"
"I don't wanna!"
"Aw come on!"

"LOLZ"

"I'll tell ya the truth, Andy--I don't think that
Hilfiger knows what the hell he's talkin' about."

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4,911 posted on 03/22/2012 4:58:10 PM PDT by silent_jonny ("A man's heart plans his way, but the Lord directs his steps." -- Proverbs 16:9)

To: silent_jonny

Nice take on the fashion consulting.

Hope Heejun gets his just reward tonight.

4,913 posted on 03/22/2012 5:02:18 PM PDT by patriotspride

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ROTFL!!! GREAT intro tonight!

4,914 posted on 03/22/2012 5:03:15 PM PDT by retrokitten (It took so long to see that truth was all around me. - Ray LaMontagne)

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4,916 posted on 03/22/2012 5:03:26 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant...better left unstirred.-PG Wodehouse)

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Excellent! I like the old Andy Griffith shows. When I was little I watched it all the time and I scared my mom one day by whistling the theme. She was in the other room and didn’t know I could whistle. I must have been about 4.

4,917 posted on 03/22/2012 5:04:12 PM PDT by Netizen (Path to citizenship = Scamnesty. If you give it away, more will come. Who's pilfering your wallet?)

To: silent_jonny

Sooooooooooo funny!!!

4,919 posted on 03/22/2012 5:04:27 PM PDT by peggybac

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4,920 posted on 03/22/2012 5:04:32 PM PDT by big'ol_freeper ("Evil is powerless if the good are unafraid" ~ Ronald Wilson Reagan)

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4,921 posted on 03/22/2012 5:04:58 PM PDT by big'ol_freeper ("Evil is powerless if the good are unafraid" ~ Ronald Wilson Reagan)

To: silent_jonny

Hi jonny,Great ping tonight!

4,922 posted on 03/22/2012 5:04:58 PM PDT by twin2

To: silent_jonny

I love it! You are so clever with these little vignettes!

4,941 posted on 03/22/2012 5:11:24 PM PDT by Shelayne

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Very nice work Jonny.

All that was missing was a Citizens Arrest!

4,942 posted on 03/22/2012 5:11:24 PM PDT by Mark was here (Sometimes when my internet is down, I forget the rest of my computer still works,)

To: silent_jonny

Rafe was a friend and mentor of Andy. Andy wanted him on the show more but Rafe wanted to concentrate on his singing career.

4,947 posted on 03/22/2012 5:14:41 PM PDT by RummyChick (It's a Satan Sandwich with Satan Fries on the side - perfect for Obama 666)

To: silent_jonny

ROFLPI MP!!!

And to think when I got your “empty” ping I felt sad that there were no photo jokes!! You really seriously cracked me up!!

How many guys went out and bought suits a few sizes too small to please hilfiger today?

5,073 posted on 03/22/2012 11:38:22 PM PDT by Yaelle (Santorum 2012 - he's our only hope for change at this point)

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5,122 posted on 03/25/2012 5:47:21 AM PDT by Miss Didi ("After all...tomorrow is another day." Scarlett O'Hara, Gone with the Wind)

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