Posted on 01/18/2012 11:41:39 AM PST by silent_jonny
ROFL!
I paid close attention. I fired a semi-automatic, loaded it up like I was Kojak. I loaded THREE revolvers as the big decision was as to what kind of gun I wanted.
I went with a revolver because I won’t need to load up and re-load real fast like a semi-automatic would allow. If I ever use it I will need one, maybe two bullets.
That’s all I want and I also test fired my new gun. Did you know the smaller guns have a bigger kick than the bigger revolvers?
My range instructor kept telling what body parts I was hitting.
“SHOULDER,” he would yell. Well dag, I was okay with that. If I hit the guy in the shoulder, that should slow him down.
“RIGHT IN THE HEART,” he’d yell and dag, again. Well okay but I don’t necessarily want to kill somebody, just chase them away, run them off by bullet if you will. But go with me, the guy’s threatening me or mine....well good on me if MY bullet goes in his heart before his goes in mine.
Hollie and Forehead Vein are called up.
Iovine: (On Hollie) I believe she pulled it off. The most believable I've ever seen her on this show. (says she killed the song, but the second song wasn't as magical as the judges believed)
Iovine: (On P2) He should be commended (for continuing with the show even though he's not feeling well) He should be in the bottom two. But he probably won't be. But based on performances alone? Pfft.
After the nationwide vote ...
Hollie is in The Bottom Two. The Forehead Vein is safe.
Poor Holley. This sucks.
WOAH!!!!! Hollie in the BOTTOM???????? That was a shocker!
That would be my ideal.
But dag, Phillip is safe and Hollie's in the bottom two. Life is just not fair. Maybe I'll call up all of America that's voting in this thing and remind that a)I have a gun and b)I want Phillip outta there.
P2 safe?! Noooooooooo......
Hi SJ.
Phillip being safe is just more evidence they shouldn’t let girls vote in this competition :)
If Hollie is in the bottom then that means that Skylar could be in the bottom also and possibly be Eliminated!! Oh No!!
**Drinking Merlot fast**
Exactly. She wouldn't dare sing live like the people she's critiquing.
Get a gun. You can do it.
Take a deep breath and start the process.
I’m going to check up on you from time to time. You’ll feel so much better.
Phil safe . Hollie in bottom.
No wonder our nation is in the shape we are in. Mindless voters.
*twisting my mustache and cackling maniacally*
Yesssss! Let’s spread that all over the ‘net and get those mindless drones to think that they can just roll over the Cheetos, grab their iPhone, and phone in their vote to the big Zero. There could even be a message from the Won saying, “Uh, uh, uh. Thank you. For voting. For uh, uh, uh me.”
Muahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Oh nooooo
Poor Hollie. (I am happy about my sexy Phillip though)
I hope Jessica is in the bottom with Hollie. Of course Skyler should not be anywhere near the bottom.
Please let Jessica go home tonight.........
I like Carrie Underwood... but this is making me like Coldplay more :)
Love Carries gown,....but hating this song and her performance ... :-*(
If Dial Idol is to be believed..I THINK..JUST MAYBE...the bottom two is the top two.
Dial Idol had Hollie number two and Phillips and Sanchez the bottom two. Expect Skylar to join Holly.
If Hollie is in the bottom then that means that Skylar could be in the bottom also and possibly be Eliminated!! Oh No!!
**Drinking Merlot fast**
Will need more than Merlot if that happens.
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