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To: Pharmboy

One that drives me crazy now hot just in business but everywhere is the word ISSUE. There are no problems anymore, only issues.


2 posted on 12/29/2011 9:36:05 AM PST by KMG365
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To: KMG365

I hate emails that end with “please advise”.


4 posted on 12/29/2011 9:38:20 AM PST by goseminoles
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To: KMG365
One that drives me crazy now hot just in business but everywhere is the word ISSUE. There are no problems anymore, only issues.

You have an issue with the term "issue."

Time to reach outside of the box.

8 posted on 12/29/2011 9:43:23 AM PST by Disambiguator
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To: KMG365

Where I am there are no problems, only ‘opportunities’.


9 posted on 12/29/2011 9:44:10 AM PST by txhurl (Perry/Pence 2012 OR Perry/Ryan 2012 or even better Perry/Abbott 2012!)
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To: KMG365; Disambiguator

‘Houston, we have an issue.’


11 posted on 12/29/2011 9:45:07 AM PST by I Hate Obama ("Sorry I had a fight in the middle of your Black Panther Party." -Forest Gump)
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To: KMG365

Saying that Anthony Perkins (Alfred Hitchcock’s “Psycho”) was crazy would be judgmental. Saying he had “issues” is accepting, tolerant and not psychologically harmful. It shows obvious sophistication and deep understanding kon the part of the speaker. It’s also a way the speaker has of differentiating himself from those grubby Bible clinging, gun toting nasty people.


18 posted on 12/29/2011 9:51:39 AM PST by Gen.Blather
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To: KMG365
As a business consultant, I agree the at the word "issue" is poorly-used - most often because it is never properly defined. One of the ways I teach people to differentiate is this:

Issues are things that are important for which there are also complications. If it is important, but there are no complications, then it is not an issue. If there are complications, but is not important, then it is not an issue.

That aside, my vote for the most overused Biz Buzz Word of the year is "stakeholder". It is frequently so ill-defined that it might refer to everyone from the company CEO to someone who inadvertently drops one of your products on his foot.

21 posted on 12/29/2011 9:56:15 AM PST by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: KMG365
There are no problems anymore, only issues.

I used to duel with management over this when I worked telephone support back in the mid-nineties. We were not permitted to describe anything as a "Problem." This was seen as negative and perjorative of the company's good image. We could call the customer's problems one of two things: "Issues" or (cringe) "Features."

If you've never had to tell an enraged, crying, flamingly gay Broadway lighting designer "the behavior you are experiencing is a 'feature' of our product," you just haven't lived!

38 posted on 12/29/2011 10:13:39 AM PST by jboot
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To: KMG365

Likewise, I can’t stand when people say “challenge” when they mean “problem”.


39 posted on 12/29/2011 10:15:01 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (There are two kinds of people: those who divide people into two kinds and those who don't.)
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To: KMG365
the word ISSUE. There are no problems anymore, only issues.

..and with that the term.."Moving Forward"...really gets me...as if the problem/issue doesn't need to be adequately addressed or is shoved under the rug.


52 posted on 12/29/2011 10:34:43 AM PST by caww
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To: KMG365
There are no problems anymore, only issues.

Problems and issues have been combined into the deadly "challenge."

58 posted on 12/29/2011 10:41:48 AM PST by upchuck (Let's have the Revolution NOW before we get dumbed down to the point that we can't.)
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To: KMG365

“Going Forward” drives me nut.


74 posted on 12/29/2011 11:19:55 AM PST by angcat (NEW YORK YANKEES!)
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To: KMG365

That one and “reach out” take tops for me.


102 posted on 12/29/2011 1:24:53 PM PST by wally_bert (It's sheer elegance in its simplicity! - The Middleman)
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