"Tiny bubbles..."
Posted on 12/16/2011 12:26:04 PM PST by JNRoberts
It's nothing new for the gas-woman -- during an interview with Dr. Oz back in May, Whoopi admitted she farts all the time on her show. Gotta respect her honesty.
Probably smells just like the bedroom in the West Wing.
This might account for Ted Danson’s blackface incident.
Thanks JNRoberts.
I’m going to cover my nice Lenovo W510 laptop screen and keyboard with handi-wrap before I proceed any further with this thread.
So all we need is a a guy with a Bic lighter, and we could take out four of the most hideous bitches ever to walk the face of the earth.
Was it a fart or a fart- fart because fart- fart would be bad.
Ted Danson hit this thing. Repeatedly. I wonder - did she squeak then?
..Without any qualms,
..To exhibit their charms:
In short, quod erat demonstrandum."
LOL
Reminds me of the post yesterday regarding "Buicks" and "Lincoln Townhouses" as their vehicles of choice.
Ahh yes, Whoopi in her Magic Negro role on STTNG. I laugh every time I see the re-runs, total stereotyping.
Since she vocalizes via her wazoo aperture, it’s true she indeed farts all the time... but the release of flatus is another matter... must suck to have to sit next to THAT all the time.
If she farted, then it probably was the most intelligent comment made during the entire show.
She IS a loud fart.
This is easily the most intelligent thing she's had to say for a long, long time.
Ted Danson is probably the reason the Whoopie’s “cushion” is loose!
"Tiny bubbles..."
Makes you wonder what was going through Ted Danson’s mind. Maybe the toupee glue was affecting his brain. At one time he was the top entertainer on NBC. Could have had any woman he wanted. Could have had 10 at a time. Chose the ugliest, nastiest one in Hollywood.
She’s a POS...shouldn’t expect anything else from her.
“And Ted Danson dated this thing......”
I think Johnny Carson mocked Ted Danson about this by saying:
“White men can’t see.”
>>>So all we need is a a guy with a Bic lighter, and we could take out four of the most hideous bitches ever to walk the face of the earth.<<<
Too good everybody. Keep em coming. If only Whoopi could see us now!
BUT - Did she say ‘pull my finger’?
As to cutting one in a close space (crowded elevator) -
Just sit there with a coy look of awe on your face and when they all figure it was you say...”No way I did that. That was a good one and I would be more than happy to take credit if I had done it”.
Back in my yute, used to cut those good hard boiled egg, pickled sausage, beer blasters in bed and fan the covers.
Can’t for the life of me figure why I am divorced. <: <:
This just proves that not all females are lady’s. Whoppi Ginsberg or whatever her name is, is not a lady.
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