Whoopi Goldberg Rips LOUD Fart on 'The View'

TMZ ^ | 12/16/2011 | TMZ

[JNRoberts]

It's nothing new for the gas-woman -- during an interview with Dr. Oz back in May, Whoopi admitted she farts all the time on her show. Gotta respect her honesty.

[juliej]

Whoopie’s tush speaks “from the heart” as they say.

[Bed_Zeppelin]

Obama should be forced to drive from coast to coast on an apology tour, with Whoopi at the wheel, the heater turned up, and the windows glued shut.

Of course when Obama farts he blames it on George Bush.

[RexBeach]

Good post, Julie! LOL!!!

Whoopi is a very strange person, but then, who am I to judge?

[central_va]

I work in a government facility with a few handicaps, one’s a deaf guy who can’t hear himself fart. He lets loose and has no clue it makes noise. UFB. True story.

[almost done by half]

"I popped one at a funeral once. Those wooden pews are no good for trying to sneak out out.">

I hope you pointed at the corpse! ;-)

[hadaclueonce]

I have learned to never trust a fart.

[SoKatt]

I’ll betcha she scratches her balls, too. :-D

[wita]

Hmmmm?

Accusing mizz Goldberg on this thread is going to be like dem senators trying to justify conviction in the impeachment of WJC for what they were guilty of doing or thinking, be it sex, or perjury.

Thus, I’m going to have to cut (no pun intended) her some slack on this one. Forgive me. Just call it mercy.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

So she took her stage name from the cushion, then?

[wita]

Now that’s funny, although it may not be when present.

[builder]

I thought it was the most plainly spoken sense she has made in ages.

[Cicero]

Perhaps the Department of Energy should hook her up to a methane collector and give her a half-billion-dollar Green Energy grant.

[X-spurt]

Quoting Ted Danson, “poking whoopy like tossing a hotdog down the hallway”.

[Not now, Not ever!]

I’m thinking of orange blossoms now.

[wita]

I think I know what you mean.

[Thane_Banquo]

That was EPIC! I live in greater Chicago and take the METRA in from the ‘burbs every day. There is a lady conductor on the train who looks and sounds just like Whoopi GoldBerg.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

“I have learned to never trust a fart.”

That’s a lesson we all learn once we get past about 40 or so...

[tumblindice]

Some old crones—and I don’t understand `em—
Love to squeeze off rank farts at random,
..Without any qualms,
..To exhibit their charms:
In short, quod erat demonstrandum.

[GSWarrior]

Gotta respect her honesty.

No, I don't have to respect her honesty.

[Major Matt Mason]

Whoopi bringin' da noize, not to mention a whole lotta funk.