MY BRANE BIG
— Tarzan
According to string theory your brane is actually huge. Sorry, couldn't resist, it's the geek in me.
Oh, come on now.
Everybody knows that Tarzan was a civilized man who moved equally well among the great apes, the courts of Europe, and the tribe of Africa. He could speak a dozen languages or more. He was an English viscount
Hollywood ruined Tarzan just like it ruins every thing it touches.