2011 NFL Lucky Week 13 Live Thread

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[Bender2]

2011 NFL Lucky Week 13 Live Thread

THUR, DEC 1
Philadelphia at Seattle
8:20 CenturyLink Field

SUN, DEC 4
Carolina at Tampa Bay
1:00 PM FOX Raymond James Stadium

Cincinnati at Pittsburgh
1:00 PM CBS Heinz & Kerry Field

Atlanta at Houston
1:00 PM FOX Allegra's Old Reliant Stadium

NY Jets at Deadskins
1:00 PM CBS FedEx Perpetual Care Cemetery

Indianapolis at New England
1:00 PM CBS Gillette Stadium

Oakland at Miami
1:00 PM CBS Sun End of Life Stadium

Denver at Minnesota
1:00 PM FOX Mall of Minnesota Graveyard

Tennessee at Buffalo
1:00 PM CBS Ralph Wilson Stadium

Kansas City at Chicago
1:00 PM CBS Old Soldiers & Bears Field

Baltimore at Cleveland
4:05 PM CBS Cleveland Brown Stain Stadium

Dallas at Arizona
4:15 PM FOX Jerryworld West

Green Bay at NY Giants
4:15 PM FOX SaveMyLife Stadium

St. Louis at San Francisco
4:15 PM FOX Candlestick Up Your You Know Where Park

Detroit at New Orleans
8:20 PM NBC Mercedes-Benz 'Das Heiligesbunker' Superdome

MON, DEC 5
San Diego at Jacksonville
8:30 PM EverBlank Field

[Bender2]

Time to get... your picks in!

[Bender2]

Issue by issue... Leslie and I keep on getting better and better!

Was 10-6 last week, making me 96-67 for the year so far... The following are my solid gold picks for week 13.

THUR, DEC 1
Philadelphia 28 at Seattle 24 - The Iggles get a little... of the dream back

Carolina 21 at Tampa Bay 20 - Cam gets his 4th win... honest!

Cincinnati at Pittsburgh - Big Ben molest Andy... and makes girlfriend watch

Atlanta 16 at Houston 21 - Okay, Allegra, I'm betting T.J.... out guns Matt Ryan

NY Jets 31 at Deadskins 17 - No, it is not 2009, but... it sure does feel like it!

Indianapolis 9 at New England 42 - Hapless, Paytonless Colts bad luck... will bring them good Luck next year

Oakland 27 at Miami 14 - Phins cannot swim upstream... against waves of Waiders

Denver 24 at Minnesota 13 - The Timbownator gets fired up... with a new message while the Far North Fat Lady... keeps on hitting those high notes

Tennessee 31 at Buffalo 24 - Allegra's Old Earlers... makes the Buffalo Chips fly!

Kansas City 3 at Chicago 24 - My Old Dallas Texans' bear spray... has no effect on Da Bears

Baltimore 27 at Cleveland 10 - Dem Dyrty Baltimore Byrds... feast on Brown Stains

Green Bay 35 at NY Giants 17 - Gadzooks, big, you'd think even a blind Jersey Jint... could find an acorn now and then!

St. Louis 6 at San Francisco 28 - The Yews drop their soap... in the 69er's shower

Detroit 24 at New Orleans 35 - The Loins rebound against the Ain'ts... lands them flat on the floor

MON, DEC 5
San Diego 3 at Jacksonville 0 - Okay, okay. I... flipped a coin again!

Dallas 31 at Arizona 17 - My Boys have fun in the desert... and don't even break a sweat!

Now, I hope that... doesn't come back to bite me in my shiny metal ass!

Say, Bend, didn't... Mike Vick say that once... about dog fighting?

[NormsRevenge]

UNNNNGH and a half.. Tebow v. The Vikes.. Week 13? Let me Ponder that one.. DING!!!

How about they flood the HumpDome and turn it into a fishing arena? The Vikes funeral ship for this season has sailed .. lit

[dfwgator]

UNNNNGH and a half.. Tebow v. The Vikes.. Week 13? Let me Ponder that one.. DING!!!

Hopefully this time the Gator beats the Seminole. Of course Tebow and Harvin can have a brief reunion before the game.

[GeronL]

lol.

The Boys need some work in the Secondary... as in LOTS OF WORK!!

Go Tebow! I’m finally a fan because he’s driving the right people crazy.

Hey, didn’t there used to be a team named the Colts?

[GeronL]

Hey, if Indy keeps stankin’ they should change their team name to the Chevy Volts!

[big'ol_freeper]

I’ll throw you a bone and pick the Seahags to pluck the Beagles.

The rest of my picks on Sunday.

[Pharmboy]

Riddle me this: why are my beloved G-Men only getting 7.5?

[Bender2]

Re: Riddle me this: why are my beloved G-Men only getting 7.5?

You have some nerve... questioning what we decide!

I think you best back off, Pharm... before you find out at dawn that Eli's head is in bed with you--

[Bender2]

Re: I’ll throw you a bone and pick the Seahags to pluck the Beagles

Thanks, big... I needed that!

[Rummyfan]

Win or lose, the Iggles season is over. Seven losses keep them from the playoffs.

The G-Men will lose again to The Pack, severely impacting their playoff chances and maybe costing Tom Coughlin his job.

The Nevermores will beat The Browns..... I hope.

[cleveland gop]

Talk about me doing a drive by post....
The stadium names were enough to drag me back for a guest appearance....

Just picks though. Time is short....
Beagles over Seahags in a zzzzzzzfest...
Stoolers over Bungals...
Dirty Birdies over ALLEGRA’S TEXICANS(sorry Allegra)
Old Oilers over Bills
Da Haine’s over Da Chiefs
Committment to Excrement over Fishes
New York Titans over Deadskins
Cam’ oh Cam over Pirate Ships
Aint’s over Liedowns
94ers over Lambs
Tebow(John Fox is coach of the year, BTW) over Viqueens
Boys over Aridzona
Sandy Eggo over Jags
Patsies over Dolts....

And per usual for our final 2 games this week....
Real Browns over Fake Browns as Joe Flacco gets to win a game pretending he’s Tim Tebow. In other words throw the ball less than 10 times(or so). Ray Rice’s final stats....38 Carries/245 yards and for sure 3TD’s....

And finall, the class of the NFL will roll to 12-0 with a convincing(just like Ohio State’s drubbing of Dook the other night)rout of the G-MEN!!!!!

later, y’all!!!

[big'ol_freeper]

RE: Re: I’ll throw you a bone and pick the Seahags to pluck the Beagles

RE: Thanks, big... I needed that!

[Bender2]

Re: RE: Re: I’ll throw you a bone and pick the Seahags to pluck the Beagles RE: Thanks, big... I needed that!

Me... too!

[big'ol_freeper]

The rest of my peerless predictions:

The Tighthens will stampede the Bisons
The Bearlies will claw the Thiefs
The Dirty Birds will sneak by Allegra’s Texians
The Guppies will paddle by the Traitors
The Mules will kick the Viqueens
The Patriots will toy with the Folds
The Stoolers will escape the Bungles
The Punters will kick the Pirates
The Jests will kill the Deadskins
The Cravens will sack the Clowns
Bender’s Cowpies will whip up on the Buzzards
The Packers will put a whipping on the Jersey Jints
The 69ers will silence the Lambs
Nawlins will make Kitties sad
The Jagworsts will burn the Charredburgers

[big'ol_freeper]

Woo Hoo!! 12-0...they need to lose one though.

[Bender2]

Re: Now, I hope that doesn't come back to bite me in my shiny metal ass!

Gadzooks! Me... and my big mouth!

[SevenofNine]

NOT Today what was that game that Raiders were playin LOL!

[dfwgator]

The Giants are a better team than the Cowboys, I predict they’ll sweep the two games.

[big'ol_freeper]

RE: "The Giants are a better team than the Cowboys, I predict they’ll sweep the two games."

Yeah, and you predicted the Lions would beat the Packers on Thanksgiving..