Leslie and I keep on getting better and better! Was 10-6 last week, making me 96-67 for the year so far... 
The following are my solid gold picks for week 13.
THUR, DEC 1
Philadelphia 28 at Seattle 24 - The Iggles get a little... 
of the dream back
Carolina 21 at Tampa Bay 20 - Cam gets his 4th win... 
honest!
Cincinnati at Pittsburgh - Big Ben molest Andy... 
and makes girlfriend watch
Atlanta 16 at Houston 21 - Okay, Allegra, I'm betting T.J.... 
out guns Matt Ryan
NY Jets 31 at Deadskins 17 - No, it is not 2009, but... 
it sure does feel like it!
Indianapolis 9 at New England 42 - Hapless, Paytonless Colts bad luck... 
will bring them good Luck next year
Oakland 27 at Miami 14 - Phins cannot swim upstream... 
against waves of Waiders
Denver 24 at Minnesota 13 - The Timbownator gets fired up... 
with a new message while the Far North Fat Lady... 
keeps on hitting those high notes
Tennessee 31 at Buffalo 24 - Allegra's Old Earlers... 
makes the Buffalo Chips fly!
Kansas City 3 at Chicago 24 - My Old Dallas Texans' bear spray... 
has no effect on Da Bears
Baltimore 27 at Cleveland 10 - Dem Dyrty Baltimore Byrds... 
feast on Brown Stains
Green Bay 35 at NY Giants 17 - Gadzooks, big, you'd think even a blind Jersey Jint... 
could find an acorn now and then!
St. Louis 6 at San Francisco 28 - The Yews drop their soap... 
in the 69er's shower
Detroit 24 at New Orleans 35 - The Loins rebound against the Ain'ts... 
lands them flat on the floor
MON, DEC 5
San Diego 3 at Jacksonville 0 - Okay, okay. I... 
flipped a coin again!
Dallas 31 at Arizona 17 - My Boys have fun in the desert... 
and don't even break a sweat!
Now, I hope that... 
doesn't come back to bite me in my shiny metal ass!
Say, Bend, didn't... 
Mike Vick say that once... 
about dog fighting?