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The Exciting Adventures of Gary the Snail
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Posted on 10/29/2011 11:23:55 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Slings and Arrows
For the times when a shell is not enough!
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posted on
11/09/2011 2:45:39 AM PST
by
TheOldLady
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To: Slings and Arrows; LucyT; Fire_on_High; JoeProBono; DejaJude; Lady Jag; MEG33; M Kehoe; All
Click the Pic Thank you, JoeProBono
Gary is in Terrible Danger!
Follow the Exciting Adventures of Gary the Snail!
Abolish FReepathons -- Go Monthly
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posted on
11/10/2011 2:12:22 PM PST
by
TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady; JoeProBono
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posted on
11/10/2011 2:17:32 PM PST
by
LucyT
To: TheOldLady
How does Gary cope with the helmet shell? :)
When I put my donation in the mailbox this morning, I thought of Gary the snail mail carrier.
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posted on
11/10/2011 2:20:43 PM PST
by
DejaJude
(Honestly, I had a really great tagline, but I lost it somewhere!)
To: TheOldLady
That dirty bird!!! How is our hero going to get out of this jam? Stay tuned.
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posted on
11/10/2011 2:25:41 PM PST
by
DejaJude
(Honestly, I had a really great tagline, but I lost it somewhere!)
To: TheOldLady
NOOOOOOO!!!
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posted on
11/10/2011 2:34:15 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: TheOldLady; JoeProBono; Slings and Arrows
Has anyone told Harriet about this turn of events? Has she informed the children?
Does Gary have enough life insurance, or will she have to go to work to support the family?
Will the Bank foreclose on the house, and repossess their automobile?
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posted on
11/10/2011 3:05:39 PM PST
by
LucyT
Click the Pic Thank you, JoeProBono
Gary Has Friends in High Places, Thank Goodness!
Follow the Exciting Adventures of Gary the Snail!
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posted on
11/11/2011 11:21:24 AM PST
by
TheOldLady
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To: Slings and Arrows; LucyT; Fire_on_High; JoeProBono; DejaJude; Lady Jag; MEG33; M Kehoe; All
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posted on
11/11/2011 11:22:23 AM PST
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TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady
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posted on
11/11/2011 11:24:22 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: TheOldLady
"Gary is saved by his friend."
Looks like Gary needs a parachute. Speaking of parachutes...Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door...Have you hugged a Veteran today?
Let me know if Gary survives the fall.
5.56mm
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posted on
11/11/2011 11:40:48 AM PST
by
M Kehoe
To: TheOldLady
“You! Let me go now! Wait... no! Don’t let me go!”
Hope he packed a parachute...
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posted on
11/11/2011 11:41:10 AM PST
by
Fire_on_High
(Gohmert ROCKS!)
To: TheOldLady; JoeProBono
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posted on
11/11/2011 11:57:29 AM PST
by
LucyT
To: Slings and Arrows; LucyT; Fire_on_High; JoeProBono; DejaJude; Lady Jag; MEG33; M Kehoe; All
I didn't want y'all to worry all night about Gary, so here is the next installment.
I haven't toured (SPAMmed the threads) with it yet, so you're getting a sneak preview.
Click the Pic Thank you, JoeProBono
Gary’s Chute Wasn’t Torn by the Shell Jacker! Great Luck!
Follow the Exciting Adventures of Gary the Snail!
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posted on
11/11/2011 1:48:19 PM PST
by
TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady
Wonderful news! He's saved and it looks like he's gonna land right on target with the chute.
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posted on
11/11/2011 3:35:18 PM PST
by
DejaJude
(Honestly, I had a really great tagline, but I lost it somewhere!)
To: TheOldLady
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posted on
11/11/2011 6:05:19 PM PST
by
Fire_on_High
(Gohmert ROCKS!)
To: DejaJude
Harriet and the children will be so happy!
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posted on
11/11/2011 8:29:05 PM PST
by
TheOldLady
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To: Fire_on_High
Phew!! I’m glad that’s over!
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posted on
11/11/2011 8:32:42 PM PST
by
TheOldLady
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To: bicyclerepair; TheOldLady
One day a man heard a knock at his front door, and so he went to answer it. Opening the door, he saw no one there — only a snail on his doorstep, so the man picked up the snail and tossed it across the street. Two months later, he heard another knock on his door. Again he opened the door, only to see the same snail on his doorstep. This time, the snail said, “Hey, what was that all about?”
PLEASE DONATE
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posted on
11/13/2011 3:30:10 AM PST
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet)
To: TheOldLady; JoeProBono
THIS IS AN AWESOME THREAD!
sry for shouting :-)
I have one suggestion: The Adventures of Gary and Harriet and family need a theme and/or soundtrack.
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posted on
11/13/2011 3:39:06 AM PST
by
mewzilla
(Forget a third party. We need a second one.)
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