Drunken Elk Hides Kids' Swing Set in a Tree

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[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I agree. Yet just try to start a Rent-a-Child business and people are all over you whining about it.

Sometimes you can get away with it in the summer but I would like to rent one right now for a few days and they are all in school.

[Tax-chick]

Frank wants to get into the dog crate, but he can’t figure out how to work both latches at once.

[Tax-chick]

Mine are underfoot, but they’re in the wrong state. Also, they’re hiding in their rooms lest they be expect to accomplish anything.

[Darksheare]

“Your mission Jim, should you choose to accept it, is to get into this crate. If you or any member of your team is captured or Vet’ed, the central office will disavow knowledge of your actions. This tape will self destruct now.”

Frank thinking, “Who’s Jim and why is this tape melting? Cool.”

[Tax-chick]

Tape? Frank would be thinking, “New toy!”

I was playing some Spanish music cassettes over the weekend, and none of the little boys remembered ever seeing one before.

[Chode]

Up...

[Darksheare]

The one nephew has never seen a 33 1/3 vinyl before.
You should have seen the look on his face.

[Darksheare]

Drunken Elk running off with swingsets, what next?
One can only guess during the rowdy sodded month of Elktoberfest.

[Tax-chick]

I ran into a clerk in a music store who didn’t know what I was talking about. “Those black plastic things, about the size and shape of a dinner plate.” “Oh ... try a used book store?”

[Darksheare]

And to think party dance mix DJ’s use them still.

[Tax-chick]

This was in the mid-90s, before the turntable-DJ thing had become so widespread.

[ColdOne]

Howdy

[Tax-chick]

Good morning. 55 here, very pleasant. Sunbeams for the catz.

[Darksheare]

In my area we could still find vinyl in the local music stores.
But after the three local music shops closed, vinyl is now scarce.

[ColdOne]

40F for us. Pleasant as well.

[Chode]

guess it coulda been worse..

[Darksheare]

“We shall torture you with... A Moose in a TREE!” *cue dramatic music and horrifed gasps*

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I am digging up the flower bulbs. Our beds have been invaded by Horsetail for which there are only two remedies.

The first is take off and nuke the place from orbit.

Or dig out all the bulbs, clean carefully, apply herbicide, pray a lot, cover with ground cloth, pray a lot, cover with mulch, pray a lot, wait one year, pray a lot, replant bulbs. Oh yes, and pray a lot.

Since Hubby is being unreasonable and refusing to let me have a nuke we are going with option number two.

[Old Sarge]

I made it! Huzzah!

[Professional Engineer]

Bfl