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Drunken Elk Hides Kids' Swing Set in a Tree
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Posted on 09/25/2011 1:58:25 PM PDT by nickcarraway

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To: mikrofon

This photo depicts the dream of the drunken elk. He only wanted to sit and swing and be mellow.


21 posted on 09/25/2011 4:13:49 PM PDT by Twinkie (For God (the Father) so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten son .. John 3:16)
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To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; Anoreth; fanfan

We have a couple choices.

We have “Woman throws duck”
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2783469/posts

Next is an actual honest Zot thread “Candidate supports Zot!”
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2783279/posts

And this thread ‘Elk Larceny’


22 posted on 09/25/2011 4:17:55 PM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2783576/posts

Here’s a scientific study of moosely alcoholism.

If I had a candidate, he would probably support Zot, too.


23 posted on 09/25/2011 4:35:22 PM PDT by Tax-chick ( "It is my job to be rational, and I have no doubt at all that I have that power--sometimes.")
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To: nickcarraway; sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; airborne; Allegra; Aloysius88; Americanwolf; ...
We will be celebrating Elktoberfest with Larcenous Elk [watch small children and pawnable items, elk are present] this month.
Special thanks to Nickcarraway for letting us use this thread.

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24 posted on 10/03/2011 2:23:41 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

Undead aye!


25 posted on 10/03/2011 2:52:50 AM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but socialists' ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE

*singing, terribly*

“Rudolph the Zombie Reindeer, had a very nasty cold
And if you ever met him, you would even see his mold.
All of the other Reindeer, used to scream and run away.
They never let poor Rudolph, feast on any reindeer brains!
Then a zombie outbreak came, Rudolph ran amuk.
Rudolph with his eyes so dead, got them all and ate their heads..”

They’re doing it again, playing Christmas music LONG before Thansgiving.


26 posted on 10/03/2011 2:56:55 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: nickcarraway
Moose get tangled in things.


27 posted on 10/03/2011 3:15:07 AM PDT by Daffynition (“There are no compacts between lions and men, and wolves and lambs have no concord.” ~ Homer)
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To: Hugin

native to Eastern Asia. What do they call them there?....Erk?


28 posted on 10/03/2011 3:15:15 AM PDT by Safetgiver (I'd rather die under a free American sky than live under a Socialist regime.)
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29 posted on 10/03/2011 4:48:43 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: Darksheare; Tax-chick; Dead Corpse; Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; stephenjohnbanker
"... watch small children and pawnable items ..."

Why do you list these as two separate things?

30 posted on 10/03/2011 5:05:05 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Dick Cheney - "I was born an American; a blessing surely among life's greatest.")
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To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; Dead Corpse; Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; stephenjohnbanker

Don’t know the pawnability of demon spawn like myslf.
You’d have to find someone really gullible and have a no return policy in place.


31 posted on 10/03/2011 5:09:15 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Hugin
Didn’t know they were native to Eastern Asia. What do they call them there?

It doesn't matter. They don't come when called...

32 posted on 10/03/2011 5:23:06 AM PDT by null and void (Day 985 of America's holiday from reality...)
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To: null and void; Hugin

There’s also the general inadvisability of using elk in any kind of quantum physics experiment as they easily get entangled.


33 posted on 10/03/2011 5:25:56 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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34 posted on 10/03/2011 5:28:42 AM PDT by null and void (Day 985 of America's holiday from reality...)
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To: null and void

My NRA wildlife calendar has a moose for October. Last month it was a caribou.


35 posted on 10/03/2011 6:09:13 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: null and void

And what comes to mind: GIR “Yaay! Brains!”


36 posted on 10/03/2011 6:12:59 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: Darksheare

Morning. Took Shannon to the vet, which made her unhappy. I expect her to disappear for sleeps the rest of the day.

Next stop is Walmart: we’re out of everything.


37 posted on 10/03/2011 6:16:50 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Darksheare; Tax-chick; Dead Corpse; Monkey Face; fanfan; ColdOne; ...
Because pawn shops won't take children. Something about not wishing to have their shops demolished or some such thing.
38 posted on 10/03/2011 6:32:09 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (*Philosophy lesson 117-22b: Anyone who demands to be respected is undeserving of it.*)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Very few establishments will take children, which is quite unfair. There’s no reason Pat or James couldn’t perform useful labor for pay.


39 posted on 10/03/2011 6:43:17 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Skip the election and let Thomas Sowell choose the next President.)
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To: Tax-chick

Tristan is going to hate us, he needs to have the vet look at his ears.


40 posted on 10/03/2011 6:46:09 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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