Posted on 08/03/2011 1:03:57 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
“Do these spiderman pants make me look fat?”
Oddly enough they all look like him for some strange reason.
So, instead of shooting spider web material out of his hands; will he have spray paint?
I vote for a cross dressing transgender who secretly wants to be a democratic representative from Rio Linda who battles for the rights of arachnoids to be free from pesticides and reduced unemployment benefits.
Ultimate Spiderman is an obscure comic that will be discontinued soon.
Amazing Spiderman is the actual home of Peter Parker and Spiderman as we all know and love him.
They always do things like this in the Ultimates comic books. I don’t read them because I can’t stand Bendis.
Is my nerd showing?
I just had a discussion on an animation/art related board over ‘gayifying’ every show out there. Some of the answers I got from people were instructive. For example”
“Making a character gay has nothing to do with sex”
THAT is the mindset guiding/prevalent today’s entertainment world. It’s a case of Category Error. They cannot grasp that “gay” by it’s nature is about sex. They have bought the “it’s perfectly normal” line and cannot fathom anything else.
Half-black, half-latino, muslim, homeless, crippled and gay.
He will then be called “Lucky, the Ultimate Spiderman”
First of all, what does a “Latino” look like?
lol!!!!!
Sounds like Marvel has become liberal and consequently suffers from the standard liberal lack of creativity and originality.
Couple this with the normal PC sensitivities, and one has the ideal ingredients for going out of business.
Good riddance.
With great melanin comes great responsibility.
You just reminded me of this interesting piece of artwork.
Why not go all the way and make him an illegal alien also? Undocumented Spiderman! Sounds good to me. Politically correct comic books. oy.
And the The Thing (the only Jewish superhero*) converted to Islam.
Gag.
*Jews do have Magneto, Lex Luther, Harley Quinn (and maybe the Joker), so I guess that message is already clear.
Uberman: I am.. Uberman! I have superhuman powers, and I fight for untruth, injustice, and the Nazi way! And I have X-ray vision!
Lois Laneoff: X-ray vision? Can you see through my clothes?
Uberman: Ja! And through his, too. [ points at Jimmy Olstein ] He's a Jew!
Jimmy Olstein: No! No, it's not true! My parents were just very advanced in hygeine, that's all..!
Hitler: Silence! Guard, take this Jew away!
Uberman: No need! I'll drop him off at the camp on my vay to the Eastern front!
“Why stop there? Make him also muslim, homeless and disabled.”
Love it! LOL!
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