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Posted on 06/30/2011 10:09:07 PM PDT by JustAmy
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What a beautiful Friday graphic, Jaycee! Thank you!!
Weinie
Hope you have a beautiful day, as well!!
You are, Weinie! Good job and thank you!
Such a sweet Friday graphic, Yorkie! Thank you!
I saw this man at the grocery store this morning!
He was wearing YOUR swim cap!
(Don't tell anyone, as I wouldn't want to hurt feelings, but I think it DOES look better on a woman!)
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I sometimes wonder how you do what you do with the young people you tend to. I pray God keeps you strong for your duties. I feel for you and we all understand why you can’t be here. We don’t want you to worry, dear Amy!
Enjoy the girls and your brother and relax and HAVE FUN...I am glad you will use my 1349 for the opener.
Its hot, hot, hot! EVERYWHERE!!!
A man walked into a shoe store, and tried on a pair of shoes.
“How do they feel?” asked the sales clerk.
“Well they feel a bit tight,” replied the man.
The assistant promptly bent down and had a look at the shoes and at the man’s feet.
“Try pulling the tongue out,” the clerk said.
“Well, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth.”
I’m just one of those Tennessee Rednecks, I guess. Electricity....is that a new fangled thang? LOL!
No kidding, this wireless keyboard and mouse must eat batteries. I’ve changed them in the mouse several times but not in the keyboard and believe that’s why I’m having trouble with copying and pasting. I guess I will have to examine this keyboard and see what kind of batteries it uses and how many!
I am having Pizza dogs for lunch after while and intend to have Pizza burgers sometime soon!
“Narrow Escape Responses”
There was an engineer, manager, and a programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control. Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against the embankment narrowly avoiding careening off the cliff. They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape from death, but otherwise unharmed.
The manager said, “To fix this problem we need to organize a committee, have meetings, and through the process of exchanging ideas, develop a solution.”
The engineer said, “No that would take too long, besides that method never worked before. I have my trusty pen knife here and will take apart the brake system, isolate the problem and correct it.”
The programmer said, “I think your both wrong! I think we should all push the car back up the hill and see if it happens again.”
A great Wal-martian!
A big LOL!
I’m glad those things went out of style. I remember when everyone wore them, including me.
If I had to wear one, that would be a cute on except on Yorkie’s man....LOL! I bet he’s a sweet little thing!
Awww....little red boots for the hot sand. My family called from the beach today and have to leave tomorrow. I remember when it was our last day and we always hated it. I love the beach. I hope no one got burned this trip.
Greg said they had a beautiful condo. 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, living room, kitchen....I remember those wonderful days!!
Greg texted me some pics of the ocean and the kids!
What’s the purpose of the airplane propeller? To keep the pilot cool.
[If you don’t think so, just let it stop and watch him sweat!]
“Dad’s on Computers”
A guy was typing away at his home computer, when his six- year-old daughter sneaked up behind him.
Suddenly, she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family, “I know Daddy’s password! I know Daddy’s password!”
“What is it?” her sisters asked eagerly.
Proudly she replied, “Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!”
“I asked Mom if I was a gifted child...she said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.”
“Having the right to be angry doesn’t give you the right to be cruel.”
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