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The Flashlight Machine Gun, Could be a Game Changer (Video)
Funny, Weird, & Educational Pictures or Videos ^ | 6/27/11 | Chuck Ness

Posted on 06/27/2011 9:29:56 AM PDT by OneVike




In this video, a gentleman from Magpul Industries introduces their concept weapon the FMG-9. As I watched the video, I was struck by the thought that we have the police, in high crime areas, having trouble distinguishing the difference between MP3 players and guns. Not to mention the growing debate about TSA workers frisking granny and her 2 year old grandson because they may be carrying a bombs. Now we have something new thrown into the mix. The item I write about is a machine gun that's so unique it can be disguised as a flashlight and slipped into your back pocket.

The Folding Machine Gun 9 (FMG-9) Is normally concealed as a harmless flashlight, but at the touch of a button you can flip it out to a fully functional sub-machine gun. If you decide the coast is clear, and you can just then just flip it back into a flashlight mode, and slip the innocent looking gadget into your back pocket.

Personally I'm still trying figure out when this type of weapon would come in handy. Maybe you could use it in a Homeowner's Association argument about brown spots in the lawn, or the placement of your cans on garbage day. Then again there are always those pesky neighbors who are complaining about your car bringing down the property values because it isn't new enough.

The moment it would really come in handy though, is when you get home late from work and you need to check the lawn for doggy piles. You grab your flashlight from your back pocket and make a quick scan of the lawn before heading into the house for that meal your wife is keeping in the oven. After spotting a pile or two, you head on over to your neighbors house and confront him about the landmines that Fifi has left on your lawn. After you realize the he's not taking you seriously, just push the button and flip your flashlight into its sub-machine mode.  Then stand back to see if the attitude adjustment helps him see things your way. Who knows, maybe after you finish your time, you will learn that your neighbor finally got the message and his dog stopped defecating on your lawn, or he just moved.

Truth is, the best use of this type of weapon would be for those of you who live Obama's old neighborhood. Now that you don't have your community agitator keeping the local scum busy by protesting the local businesses, you could always use the FMG to keep the thugs at a distance as you walk home from the local market. Not that it would make much of a difference during a random drive- by. After all, by the time you pulled it from you back pocket and unfolded it, you would probably have a few rounds in you. Even if you even had a chance to return fire the car would have sped around the corner out of site. Don't worry though, because by January 2013 you'll have your community organizer back, and he'll have those pesky thugs busy harassing the evil business owners again instead of you.

All joking aside, anyone who thinks this is just another reason to scrap the 2nd amendment, this gun is not being produced. Even if it were, Magpul doesn't sell it's restricted products to the general public, and the FMG-9 would be an example of a restricted product. This sort of gun is designed and marketed to private security contractors, military, and other governmental institutions whose operators require firepower in a concealable package, think Uzi in a briefcase and you have the right idea.

As for the possibility that mercenaries, drug dealers, or assassins would happen to use any weapons produced by Magpul, or any other weapon manufacturer is completely irrelevant to the equation. So you anti American, and anti 2nd Amendment types can calm down. Besides, even if this weapon was put into production and somehow ended up in the wrong hands, we now know it would probably have been done by the ATF (Project Gunwalker) under Obama watch as CBS reported back in February.

(Except for the video, this article has been posted in full. So unless
you would like to watch the video of the flashlight machine gun, there is no need to visit my site. However if you wish to give my site a hit, it would be much appreciated.)

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To: WKUHilltopper

I miss the old toys. Now they will shutdown a company for daring to make anything look like a gun. So we have boys using barbies as guns.


21 posted on 06/27/2011 9:53:36 AM PDT by OneVike (Just a Christian waiting to go home)
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To: Yo-Yo

you have freepmail


22 posted on 06/27/2011 9:57:09 AM PDT by OneVike (Just a Christian waiting to go home)
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To: OneVike

Popular story, OV.

Here’s a flashlight bump.


23 posted on 06/27/2011 10:04:17 AM PDT by TheOldLady (FReepmail me to get ON or OFF the ZOT LIGHTNING ping list.)
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To: OneVike
you have freepmail

So do you.

24 posted on 06/27/2011 10:05:12 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: OneVike

“So we have boys using barbies as guns.”

And will be expelling them from school for doing so too.


25 posted on 06/27/2011 10:10:23 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper (Fix bayonets!)
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To: OneVike

It’s not a conversion, they use parts of the Glock, but not a conversion in that you put the Glock in a pre-made shell.

Well your right but I didn’t explain it well enough.Your Not converting the pistol your just adding the case to it.


26 posted on 06/27/2011 10:18:36 AM PDT by puppypusher (The World is going to the dogs.)
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To: OneVike

Reminiscent of the laptop gun from Perfect Dark.


27 posted on 06/27/2011 10:23:17 AM PDT by arderkrag (Georgia is God's Country.----------In the same way Rush is balance, I am consensus.)
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To: WKUHilltopper

I remember about 5 years ago seeing my nephew using his sisters barbie as a gun. He had the legs spread so that they looked like a hand grip and he used the head and body as the chamber and barrel as he shot his sister in the back.

Funniest thing at the time, because Rush had been talking about it on his show just a few days earlier.


28 posted on 06/27/2011 10:23:42 AM PDT by OneVike (Just a Christian waiting to go home)
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To: OneVike

I used to keep a 20 gauge shotgun in my HS locker during the fall. Would go squirrel hunting after school. The Principal would always ask me to bring him some back.


29 posted on 06/27/2011 10:33:12 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper (Fix bayonets!)
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To: Yo-Yo

I remember that episode.


30 posted on 06/27/2011 10:37:09 AM PDT by FourPeas ("Maladjusted and wigging out is no way to go through life, son." -hg)
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To: WKUHilltopper
Here in Texas they still make THESE.
31 posted on 06/27/2011 10:38:55 AM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah, so shall it be again.")
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To: fella

That’s cool! I remember the Johnny Eagle sets (wanted the “M-14”) and one toy maker who made a “.30 cal Browning”. It was belt fed.

They had some toy guns that “fired” those “stick ‘em” round caps and would shoot out a bullet. I guess everyone would wet their drawers if they saw those now. I grew up in a part of KY where you’d see folks wearing “pieces” in their holsters...and yet, not one massacre...go figure.


32 posted on 06/27/2011 10:45:29 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper (Fix bayonets!)
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To: WKUHilltopper

Growing up in Northern Minn, I remember my shop teacher giving us safety classes in hunting, and tips on how to trap muskrats and beavers.

Hell, the first job I had that paid an hourly wage was driving a forklift for “Anderson Lumber Yard” when I was barely 16.

Oh Lord for the good old days.


33 posted on 06/27/2011 10:50:55 AM PDT by OneVike (Just a Christian waiting to go home)
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To: OneVike

I gotta buy one of these, it will fit perfectly into the storage cubby behind the seats in my truck.


34 posted on 06/27/2011 11:00:19 AM PDT by Domandred (Fdisk, format, and reinstall the entire .gov system.)
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To: OneVike
Naw - "Deal of the Century".
Chevy Chase (don't you recognize him?)
Cassette tape recorder submachine gun (prop).
35 posted on 06/27/2011 11:00:24 AM PDT by grobdriver (Proud Member, Party Of No! No Socialism - No Fascism - Nobama - No Way!)
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To: WKUHilltopper
... and one toy maker who made a “.30 cal Browning”. It was belt fed.

Man that brings back memories. When I was 4 or 5 I had one of these, a Marx Ma Deuce. (Mine was all OD green, not camouflage like in the video below.) I don't know what happened to it, but I sure went through a few blister packs of D cell "ammo" on Christmas morning!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVvdIGgVkaU

36 posted on 06/27/2011 11:19:03 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: OneVike

No big deal.
There used to be a folding SMG that would fit into a walkie-talkie holster. Came in designer colors, too, like pink, blue, purple, etc.


37 posted on 06/27/2011 11:23:40 AM PDT by Little Ray (Best Conservative in the Primary; AGAINST Obama in the General.)
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To: WKUHilltopper
” I grew up in a part of KY where you’d see folks wearing “pieces” in their holsters...and yet, not one massacre...go figure.”

Where I grew up in Northern Virginia the were numerous battles between cowboys and Indians along with full out assaults against “Jap” and “Nazi” positions every day. Weather and Moms permitting.

38 posted on 06/27/2011 11:26:57 AM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah, so shall it be again.")
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To: fella

“Where I grew up in Northern Virginia the were numerous battles between cowboys and Indians along with full out assaults against “Jap” and “Nazi” positions every day. Weather and Moms permitting.”

We did the same thing. Every day we’d play “Army” or “cowboys and injuns”. All the girls wanted to do was play frickin’ “school”. We just had 3/4’s of the year in real school—and they wanted to “play it” during the summer. That’s probably why we did “commando” raids on their school houses...

However the adults, where I grew up, wore the real stuff! LOL


39 posted on 06/27/2011 11:38:05 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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To: OneVike

Pretty cool OneVike,
If you could get BATF to allow you to have one of these little buggers one might feel a little safer in those Amish neighborhoods.


40 posted on 06/27/2011 11:47:29 AM PDT by Joe Boucher ((FUBO) NO RINOs)
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