[chuckles]

Actually, this sounds as much like my daughter as me. She pretty much lays the law down to her boyfriends. She’s been shooting since she was 8 and can beat up most boys that have gone out with her. She’s now 26 and I’m getting nervous that she may never get married. She doesn’t put up with any crap and usually dumps on them. Maybe I TAUGHT HER TOO WELL.

[Windflier]

I remember laughing my head off at this piece about ten years ago. My daughter was only three back then....

For some strange reason, this piece now looks more like an operations manual to me, than humor.

(just kidding - sort of. I still laughed, but I think just like this now)

[joelt]

I always liked the sequence from Uncle Buck when John Candy explains to his niece’s boyfriend about the hatchet,the shovel, and the bag of lime in the trunk of the car.

[al_c]

bump

[bauerpauer]

I read in a science fiction book by an author whom I will not disclose unless asked to, the daughter sent a topless picture of herself to her boyfriend of the same age. When the mom found out she was outraged and showed it to the father who shrugged it off. The fathers response was to have the mother how to talk with her daughter about safe sex and to use a condom. I could not believe the author wrote that and I stopped reading it. If I were the father, that phone (as well as the boyfriends) would go in the fire and I would drive to the phone carrier and “convince” them to remove it from the Internet.

[ExSoldier]

It's the end of the school year 2013 and I was just going over life with a teenage daughter with my 8th grade students who're almost high school students now. I wanted to show them the 10 rules for dating that I gave to my daughter when she was in high school but everywhere I surfed it was blocked by the school servers. But I knew FR wasn't and I remembered having posted to this thread, so here it is and it's a good one even years later. Thanks for another lightening of my day....