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Posted on 06/17/2011 6:07:31 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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And now for some cartoons:
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
06/17/2011 6:08:04 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
The recession has hit everybody really hard...
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn’t afford to pay for it, so they re-possessed her!
Truckloads of Americans have been caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the guys who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
And, finally...
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., that I called the Suicide Hotline.
I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck or fly an airplane.
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posted on
06/17/2011 6:08:40 AM PDT
by
CPOSharky
(The only thing straight, white, Christian males get is the blame for everything.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
06/17/2011 6:10:18 AM PDT
by
Dacula
(Just say no to Vidalia onions)
To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...
To all the awesome dads out there...
![](http://www.gifbin.com/bin/062009/1244541343_daddy_catches_kid.gif)
TIME FOR SOME FATHERS DAY
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CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST
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posted on
06/17/2011 6:10:53 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Jobs? Nope! Economy? Nope! Disarm the U.S? Yep! Impeach the treasonous Marxist Muslim usurper bast)
To: Lucky9teen
!!!!!!!!!!T O P T E N!!!!!!!!!!
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posted on
06/17/2011 6:13:29 AM PDT
by
NCC-1701
(In Memphis on January 20, 2009, pump price were $1.49. We all know what happened after that.)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
Top 10 Weinergate Headlines I still prefer:
Weiner goes soft, pulls out
Pity that not even the NY Post would run with that one...
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posted on
06/17/2011 6:16:44 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
(Imagine if the media spent 1/10 the effort vetting Obama as they've used against Palin.)
To: All
Great stuff!!! Stealing some of it for my FB. Thanks all.
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posted on
06/17/2011 6:21:09 AM PDT
by
LuvFreeRepublic
(Support our military or leave. I will help you pack BO!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
06/17/2011 6:23:16 AM PDT
by
verga
(I am not an apologist, I just play one on Television)
To: BabyBMW
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posted on
06/17/2011 6:24:53 AM PDT
by
bmwcyle
(It is Satan's fault)
To: Lucky9teen; envisio
Its not the underage drinking I disapprove of, it's your choice of brand that has me worried son
i could see myself saying that.
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posted on
06/17/2011 6:24:59 AM PDT
by
absolootezer0
(2x divorced tattooed pierced harley hatin meghan mccain luvin' REAL beer drinkin' smoker ..what?)
To: Lucky9teen
Happy Father’s Day, everyone. :)
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posted on
06/17/2011 6:26:47 AM PDT
by
BelegStrongbow
(St. Joseph, patron of fathers, pray for us!)
To: Lucky9teen
The “Ten and Two!” cartoon reminded me of my son. My three-year-old has now taken it upon himself to say, whenever he notices my not doing so, “You drive TWO hands, Daddy.”
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posted on
06/17/2011 6:31:50 AM PDT
by
tnlibertarian
(Don't mend SS, end it.)
To: CPOSharky
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posted on
06/17/2011 6:36:10 AM PDT
by
CPOSharky
(The only thing straight, white, Christian males get is the blame for everything.)
To: Lucky9teen
Subject: Women are hard to please
Why it is so difficult to please women.
A wife asks her husband, “Please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6.”
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, “Why in the world did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”
He replied, “They had eggs.
Think about it
.
Subject: 2 Mexican Detectives
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
‘How was he killed?’ asked one detective.
‘With a golf gun,’ the other detective replied.
‘A golf gun! What is a golf gun?’
‘I don’t know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.’
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posted on
06/17/2011 6:39:08 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(zero hates Texas and we hate him back. He ain't my president either.)
To: Lucky9teen
My favorite picture for the congressman.
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posted on
06/17/2011 6:47:09 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(zero hates Texas and we hate him back. He ain't my president either.)
To: tnlibertarian
The Ten and Two! cartoon reminded me of my son. Defensive driving now instructs you to keep your hands at four and eight if the vehicle is equipped with air bags. If the air bags deploy and you have your hands at ten and two, the bag will blow your hands off the wheel, if not break your forearms.
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posted on
06/17/2011 6:52:10 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(zero hates Texas and we hate him back. He ain't my president either.)
To: Lucky9teen
A small Muslim child is found wandering around lost in the shopping mall. A Security guard asks the child what his mother looks like.
He says, “How would I know”?
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posted on
06/17/2011 6:52:52 AM PDT
by
UCANSEE2
(Lame and ill-informed post)
To: Arrowhead1952
If the air bags deploy and you have your hands at ten and two, the bag will blow your hands off the wheel,... If the air bags deploy, you don't need to hold on to the wheel anymore.
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posted on
06/17/2011 6:56:05 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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