Subject: Women are hard to please
Why it is so difficult to please women.
A wife asks her husband, “Please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6.”
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, “Why in the world did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”
He replied, “They had eggs.”
Think about it….
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
‘How was he killed?’ asked one detective.
‘With a golf gun,’ the other detective replied.
‘A golf gun! What is a golf gun?’
‘I don’t know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.’