What is your greatest weakness?
Choking people who ask mundane interview questions.
Tell me about yourself.
Which one?
Where do you see yourself in five years?
I’ll be a billionaire because, according to you, I can see the future.
Who is your hero?
My dog. He can lick his own balls.
My turn:
What is your greatest weakness?
Not being bright enough to avoid answer interview questions from HR drones.
Tell me about yourself.
I’m flattered, but I’m married.
Where do you see yourself in five years?
In rather vivid dreams.
Who is your hero?
(Seriously, on this one, I simply don’t answer it — I’m influenced by many who each have been influenced by many. How can you give credit to just one, or even a handful?)