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Man with dead weasel accused of assault
Associated Press ^
| June 8, 2011
Posted on 06/08/2011 12:41:50 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
HOQUIAM, Wash. Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.
The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.
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To: Tax-chick; LibreOuMort
Red pajamas are much more likeable.
I won’t go to my sister’s for several days, yet. I have a couple of things that need to be done before I go anywhere, so in the meantime, I’m going to relax and enjoy my FRiends.
Last year, I promised me I would buy me Patriot clothing, and this year, I finally did it: Red American flag shirt and dark blue shorts.
Next month, I’ll buy the flag. I promise!
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posted on
07/03/2011 4:17:43 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Monkey Face
Red would be okay, as long as it was colorfast.
We got a flagpole, finally!
262
posted on
07/03/2011 4:25:15 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(There is no satire that is more ridiculous than the reality of our current government.~freedumb2003)
To: Tax-chick
What kind of soap are you using? In what ratio to water?
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posted on
07/03/2011 4:56:08 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: Tax-chick
Just remember that with red fabrics, you can always add in anything that is pink. Do NOT wash white hats in anything but non-chlorine bleach!! (I say these things from experience!)
I’m going to prop up my leg and watch some “Wild Russia.”
Y’all have a good night, and I’ll see you tomorrow!
264
posted on
07/03/2011 5:06:43 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Monkey Face
*snort* and continuing to LOL at that description!
Put your legs up for a bit!
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posted on
07/03/2011 5:07:43 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: Tax-chick
I’ll buy the kit plus an extra flag. The wind here blows them apart.
I want to make sure my kids have flags of their home states...the ones that fly above the capitol on a certain day.
It’s the best thing I can give them for a “legacy.” Hopefully, they won’t forget who they are and from whence they came!
266
posted on
07/03/2011 5:10:49 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Tax-chick
This goes under Good thing Pat doesnt read FR. < innocent look>
I only meant that Popular Mechanic's "Boy Scientist" book has more stuff to do in it.
< /innocent look>
267
posted on
07/03/2011 5:13:33 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(I have no time to worry about turbot, a parrot is eating my house)
To: fanfan
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posted on
07/03/2011 5:16:04 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
You have an Innocent Look???
Where did you buy it, how much did you pay and how many do they have left? I would like at least ONE Innocent Look before I reach 90 years of age.
Will I be able to choose the one I want? Or is it “first come, first served?”
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posted on
07/03/2011 5:19:06 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: fanfan
Walmart brand liquid dish soap, 1/2 tsp. to 1 gallon water.
270
posted on
07/03/2011 5:44:13 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(There is no satire that is more ridiculous than the reality of our current government.~freedumb2003)
To: All
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posted on
07/03/2011 6:00:51 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
To: Monkey Face
I bought it on E-bay !
It was vintage from the 1930's still in the box! Only 200 Golden Drachma. Can you believe it? I think it was the last one they had though.
I also apparently bought a pot of vanishing cream because last Sunday after service I had to go see the church secretary. She looked up, saw me and her jaw dropped and she said, "when did you get here? I didn't see you in service."
I said that I was there sitting between my mother and my husband. She said, "Yeah, I saw them and I was going to ask them if you were sick because I did not see you!"
272
posted on
07/03/2011 6:02:16 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(I have no time to worry about turbot, a parrot is eating my house)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
ROTFL!!!
I love the music, so I sang along! I’ll forward it to my *ahem* “family.
273
posted on
07/03/2011 6:11:44 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Monkey Face
It is catchy, isn't it. I should have it automatically start every time I open the website. :)
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posted on
07/03/2011 6:40:25 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(I have no time to worry about turbot, a parrot is eating my house)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Anything Wierd Al. Actually, EVERYTHING Wierd Al!
I would love to have all of his recordings. He should be a member of my family....He would fit right in!
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posted on
07/03/2011 6:52:46 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Monkey Face
I think I have every song he has out, including the polka ones, on my I-pod. There is nothing like "Bohemian Polka" to get your toes tapping.
I like the original by Queen too and it is also on the I-pod. I once had one play right after the other. My co-workers thought I had rather strange tastes in music.
They were right.
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posted on
07/03/2011 7:23:23 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(I have no time to worry about turbot, a parrot is eating my house)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
If I had an iPod, I’d have Wierd Al. And lots of other stuff...
But.
I don’t, so I don’t.
:o([
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posted on
07/03/2011 7:47:59 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Queen is good. Beyond good.
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posted on
07/03/2011 7:48:51 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: Monkey Face
Got to go. T-storms ravaging the area. See you tomorrow
279
posted on
07/03/2011 7:54:02 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Nothing is so bad that a good skirl on the Pipes can't cure! Long live sionnsar!)
To: fanfan
Thanks for the thanks! We get pretty well paid for our privations, and those are fewer than they used to be. The hours are long, but the compensation commensurate. Besides, it is rarely boring, even though that’s what the rig does.
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posted on
07/03/2011 10:31:45 PM PDT
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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