Man with dead weasel accused of assault

Associated Press ^ | June 8, 2011

[Free ThinkerNY]

HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.

The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.

[Monkey Face]

Red pajamas are much more likeable.
I won’t go to my sister’s for several days, yet. I have a couple of things that need to be done before I go anywhere, so in the meantime, I’m going to relax and enjoy my FRiends.
Last year, I promised me I would buy me Patriot clothing, and this year, I finally did it: Red American flag shirt and dark blue shorts.
Next month, I’ll buy the flag. I promise!

[Tax-chick]

Red would be okay, as long as it was colorfast.

We got a flagpole, finally!

[fanfan]

What kind of soap are you using? In what ratio to water?

[Monkey Face]

Just remember that with red fabrics, you can always add in anything that is pink. Do NOT wash white hats in anything but non-chlorine bleach!! (I say these things from experience!)

I’m going to prop up my leg and watch some “Wild Russia.”

Y’all have a good night, and I’ll see you tomorrow!

[fanfan]

*snort* and continuing to LOL at that description!

Put your legs up for a bit!

[Monkey Face]

I’ll buy the kit plus an extra flag. The wind here blows them apart.

I want to make sure my kids have flags of their home states...the ones that fly above the capitol on a certain day.

It’s the best thing I can give them for a “legacy.” Hopefully, they won’t forget who they are and from whence they came!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

This goes under “Good thing Pat doesn’t read FR.”

< innocent look>

I only meant that Popular Mechanic's "Boy Scientist" book has more stuff to do in it.

< /innocent look>

[Monkey Face]

Incoming.

[Monkey Face]

You have an Innocent Look???

Where did you buy it, how much did you pay and how many do they have left? I would like at least ONE Innocent Look before I reach 90 years of age.

Will I be able to choose the one I want? Or is it “first come, first served?”

[Tax-chick]

Walmart brand liquid dish soap, 1/2 tsp. to 1 gallon water.

[stephenjohnbanker]

HAPPY 4TH!!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I bought it on E-bay !

It was vintage from the 1930's still in the box! Only 200 Golden Drachma. Can you believe it? I think it was the last one they had though.

I also apparently bought a pot of vanishing cream because last Sunday after service I had to go see the church secretary. She looked up, saw me and her jaw dropped and she said, "when did you get here? I didn't see you in service."

I said that I was there sitting between my mother and my husband. She said, "Yeah, I saw them and I was going to ask them if you were sick because I did not see you!"

[Monkey Face]

ROTFL!!!

I love the music, so I sang along! I’ll forward it to my *ahem* “family.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

It is catchy, isn't it. I should have it automatically start every time I open the website. :)

[Monkey Face]

Anything Wierd Al. Actually, EVERYTHING Wierd Al!
I would love to have all of his recordings. He should be a member of my family....He would fit right in!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I think I have every song he has out, including the polka ones, on my I-pod. There is nothing like "Bohemian Polka" to get your toes tapping.

I like the original by Queen too and it is also on the I-pod. I once had one play right after the other. My co-workers thought I had rather strange tastes in music.

They were right.

[Monkey Face]

If I had an iPod, I’d have Wierd Al. And lots of other stuff...

But.

I don’t, so I don’t.

:o([

[Monkey Face]

Queen is good. Beyond good.

[Monkey Face]

Got to go. T-storms ravaging the area. See you tomorrow

[Smokin' Joe]

Thanks for the thanks! We get pretty well paid for our privations, and those are fewer than they used to be. The hours are long, but the compensation commensurate. Besides, it is rarely boring, even though that’s what the rig does.