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A Wife's Revenge (humor, picture)
Facebook (a friend snapped this while visiting a local hotel) | June 7, 2011 | An Angry Wife

Posted on 06/07/2011 3:56:37 PM PDT by Lazamataz

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To: Loud Mime; Lazamataz
The cat version.

Cheers!

61 posted on 06/07/2011 6:12:10 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

I’d probably be gaunt and grim-faced living with that man, too!


62 posted on 06/07/2011 6:15:00 PM PDT by SatinDoll (NO FOREIGN NATIONALS AS OUR PRESIDENT!)
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To: grey_whiskers

That was GREAT!


63 posted on 06/07/2011 6:16:13 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Anthony Weiner is a little cocky.)
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To: Lazamataz
I will never EVER marry. EVER.


64 posted on 06/07/2011 6:33:18 PM PDT by 50mm (Action speaks louder than words, but not nearly as often.)
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To: 50mm

Gosh, I’m a girl and even I’m tempted. Although she probably doesn’t cook.

I know, I know, cooking isn’t all that important. (for some guys)


65 posted on 06/07/2011 6:36:11 PM PDT by ladyjane
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To: ladyjane

She could fix me cold pop tarts for breakfast, lunch and dinner for years and I wouldn’t mind a bit.


66 posted on 06/07/2011 6:41:39 PM PDT by 50mm (Action speaks louder than words, but not nearly as often.)
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To: 50mm

LOL


67 posted on 06/07/2011 6:46:18 PM PDT by ladyjane
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To: DCBryan1; Lazamataz
One day, lightning will strike you too.

Well, the's pretty much a given, assuming you meant it literally.

68 posted on 06/07/2011 6:48:18 PM PDT by Erasmus (I love "The Raven," but then what do I know? I'm just a poetaster.)
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To: 50mm

No.


69 posted on 06/07/2011 6:55:12 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Anthony Weiner is a little cocky.)
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To: DCBryan1
One day, lightning will strike you too.

Lightning has struck. Once for a marriage; several times for 'great' girlfriends, and this time for a two-year live-in girlfriend that I had to finally get rid of.

Lightning has struck several times, and all it leaves is an ozone smell, char marks, and smoke.

No thanks.

70 posted on 06/07/2011 6:58:08 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Anthony Weiner is a little cocky.)
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71 posted on 06/07/2011 7:01:17 PM PDT by 50mm (Action speaks louder than words, but not nearly as often.)
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To: 50mm

MY EYES!!!!!!


72 posted on 06/07/2011 7:04:24 PM PDT by alley cat
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To: Lazamataz

I hope she took the dictionary and “Writing Basic English.”


73 posted on 06/07/2011 7:08:58 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: Lazamataz

The dog is tied to the hitch by a red leash!!!


74 posted on 06/07/2011 7:09:59 PM PDT by dubie (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.)
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To: 50mm

Beautiful! Who is she? Looks a lot like Catherine Zeta Jones, another beauty.


75 posted on 06/07/2011 7:14:17 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper

It is CZJ. There is no substitute or close facsimile.


76 posted on 06/07/2011 7:17:16 PM PDT by 50mm (Action speaks louder than words, but not nearly as often.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Re “I wish mine would just leave.”

Great line from the James Garner movie “Support your local sheriff”.

Garner, asking Harry Morgan about a photo on his cabinet. “Who is she?”

Morgan: “That’s my dearly departed wife.”

Garner: I’m sorry. How did she die?

Morgan: “She didn’t die. She just departed.”


77 posted on 06/07/2011 7:17:16 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: 50mm
Good Lord.

I have officially seen Hell.

An utter gargoyle.

78 posted on 06/07/2011 7:18:09 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Anthony Weiner is a little cocky.)
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To: Lazamataz

Good riddance to any wife that doesn’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”. An illiterate savage. With a driver’s license.


79 posted on 06/07/2011 7:20:43 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: grey_whiskers

Luke Benson must have spent some time in the very dry outback in Australia. My brother had occasion to do some work there during cold war. He said the permanent residents of the area would talk with their teeth together. To keep the flies out.


80 posted on 06/07/2011 7:20:53 PM PDT by Western Phil
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