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Man carrying umbrella shuts-down Burlington (MA) Mall after patrons scream "Gunman!"
Various Boston stations
| 4/19/11
Posted on 04/19/2011 9:24:16 AM PDT by pabianice
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posted on
04/19/2011 9:24:20 AM PDT
by
pabianice
To: pabianice
Shouting "firearm" in a crowded theater.
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posted on
04/19/2011 9:25:54 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! Tea Party extremism is a badge of honor.)
To: pabianice
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posted on
04/19/2011 9:25:54 AM PDT
by
pabianice
To: pabianice
Hope he's safe.
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posted on
04/19/2011 9:26:44 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
To: pabianice
Looks like it was an AK-47:
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posted on
04/19/2011 9:27:25 AM PDT
by
pnh102
(Regarding liberalism, always attribute to malice what you think can be explained by stupidity. - Me)
To: pabianice
Morons en masse.
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posted on
04/19/2011 9:27:37 AM PDT
by
ronnyquest
(I spent 20 years in the Army fighting the enemies of freedom only to see fascism elected at home.)
To: pabianice
They need to register umbrellas there to keep them out of the hands of criminals.
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posted on
04/19/2011 9:28:03 AM PDT
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Daffynition
He’s being charged with unintentional assult with an assumed deadly weapon.
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posted on
04/19/2011 9:29:23 AM PDT
by
tbpiper
To: pabianice
If a cop sees someone in a mall with a dry head, it means that the person HAD AN UMBRELLA at some point and should be questioned.
New TSA screener memo: check dryness of head
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posted on
04/19/2011 9:30:18 AM PDT
by
DBrow
To: pnh102
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posted on
04/19/2011 9:31:41 AM PDT
by
DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
(Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog for hits!!!)
To: blueunicorn6
Don't forget the anvils. Dangerous weapons...of mass destruction. In Mass., pretty soon you'll need a permit for Q-Tips.
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posted on
04/19/2011 9:32:01 AM PDT
by
Daffynition
("Don't just live your life, but witness it also.")
To: pabianice
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posted on
04/19/2011 9:32:06 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: pabianice
I can just see what type of wizard thought he saw a rifle.
"Hey man. Like the dude has a rifle over there. Or maybe it is a curtain rod. Like way harsh dude. I wonder if I can make a bong out of a rifle?"
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posted on
04/19/2011 9:32:12 AM PDT
by
Lazlo in PA
(Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
To: pabianice
When umbrellas are outlawed, only outlaws will have umbrellas.
To: pabianice
"Oh crud. They're on to me."
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posted on
04/19/2011 9:33:14 AM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(A Birther: One who has questions or concerns over the birth of Barry Barack Hussein Soetero Obama)
To: pabianice
I could understand the panic if in addition to the umbrella, he was wearing a steel lined bowler hat...
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posted on
04/19/2011 9:33:17 AM PDT
by
LRS
("This is silly! It can't be! It can't be!!" "Oh yes it is! I said you wouldn't know the joint.")
To: pnh102
To: Lazlo in PA
...almost missed the shirt...
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posted on
04/19/2011 9:34:18 AM PDT
by
who knows what evil?
(G-d saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.org.)
To: pabianice
The result of this panic will be 3-day waiting periods for umbrellas.
To: Responsibility2nd
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posted on
04/19/2011 9:36:37 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
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