Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Image of Jesus found!
vanity | 04/11/11/ | winston's julia

Posted on 04/11/2011 2:24:00 PM PDT by Winstons Julia

I was in my bathroom attending to some business and I looked down at the wood floor and there was an image of Jesus in the grain of a floorboard!

Is it just me, or is everyone seeing Jesus everywhere on Free Republic today?

Where have you seen Jesus?


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: jesus; napl
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-6061-8081-99 next last
To: bcsco

“Especially since no one has any knowledge of what Jesus actually looked like.”

Shroud of Turin.


21 posted on 04/11/2011 2:45:23 PM PDT by dsc (Any attempt to move a government to the left is a crime against humanity.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9 | View Replies]

To: Winstons Julia

Jesus is everywhere. One need only pay attention.


22 posted on 04/11/2011 2:45:52 PM PDT by SatinDoll (NO FOREIGN NATIONALS AS OUR PRESIDENT!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Uncle Miltie


23 posted on 04/11/2011 2:45:52 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 14 | View Replies]

To: Winstons Julia

Do you have your “Rapture Alert”? Don’t be caught with your pants down without it!


24 posted on 04/11/2011 2:45:59 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

I wonder if someone wound up eating that pretzel. I would have. That’s what pretzels are for...


25 posted on 04/11/2011 2:46:53 PM PDT by bcsco
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 13 | View Replies]

To: dsc

I don’t ascribe to that being completely proven.


26 posted on 04/11/2011 2:49:02 PM PDT by bcsco
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 21 | View Replies]

To: Winstons Julia

I saw Jesus in an airport Applebees in Des Moines. He looked good. Put on a little weight but what can you expect? He was eating a buffalo chicken quesadilla. I figured he’d know, so I ordered the same. He was right. It was delicious.


27 posted on 04/11/2011 2:50:10 PM PDT by thefactor (yes, as a matter of fact, i DID only read the excerpt)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bcsco

Eat something that could be sold for thousands of Dollars to stupid goofy relic collecters?!?!? ;-)


28 posted on 04/11/2011 2:50:32 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog for hits!!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 25 | View Replies]

To: Larry Lucido


29 posted on 04/11/2011 2:55:06 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 24 | View Replies]

To: bcsco
"and as a root out of a dry ground: he hath no form nor comeliness; and when we shall see him, there is no beauty that we should desire him. He is despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief: and we hid as it were our faces from him; he was despised, and we esteemed him not."

Yes, God describes him "as a root out of the dry ground"... very plain... nothing to look at. He could pass through crowds as if unseen because he was so plain.

Folks had trouble finding him, others had to lead them to him.

You wouldn't know him if you saw him, but he said "My sheep hear my voice" - "the voice of another they will not listen". If you are one of his and heard his voice call, you would know it.

Do not seek an Image of Him to Worship. It would be to you as the Bronze Serpent that Moses made - which the Israelites started worshiping instead of God.

Men and Women are Idol factories. We make Idols out of anything that attracts us.

Instead hold His Word fast within your heart. Any Scripture that is ringing and true in the back of your head - Memorize it and Meditate on it all day long. You will find contentment and peace.

SR

30 posted on 04/11/2011 2:56:22 PM PDT by sr4402
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9 | View Replies]

To: Uncle Miltie; All

This is a Mojo Nixon production, YOU have been warned!

http://youtu.be/3rcyAF4lz04


31 posted on 04/11/2011 2:56:22 PM PDT by waterhill (Little 'r' republican: taker of the Founder's 'Red Pill'...www.mikechurch.com)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 11 | View Replies]

Comment #32 Removed by Moderator

To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Eat something that could be sold for thousands of Dollars to stupid goofy relic collecters?!?!? ;-)

Yep. I'm not made of what it takes to take advantage of idiots.

33 posted on 04/11/2011 3:01:03 PM PDT by bcsco
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 28 | View Replies]

To: SatinDoll

BINGO!


34 posted on 04/11/2011 3:01:43 PM PDT by 2nd amendment mama ( www.2asisters.org | Self defense is a basic human right!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 22 | View Replies]

To: bcsco

Me neither. I was just teasing. :-)


35 posted on 04/11/2011 3:03:40 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's easy! Use FR as a platform to pimp your blog for hits!!!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 33 | View Replies]

To: JoeProBono
Brother?


36 posted on 04/11/2011 3:05:32 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 16 | View Replies]

To: Winstons Julia

Image of Jesus found!

04/11/2011 2:24:00 PM PDT · by Winstons Julia · 35 replies
vanity | 04/11/11/ | winston’s julia
I was in my bathroom attending to some business and I looked down at the wood floor and there was an image of Jesus in the grain of a floorboard! Is it just me, or is everyone seeing Jesus everywhere on Free Republic today? Where have you seen Jesus?

Image of Jesus appears in Ponderosa

04/11/2011 2:18:27 PM PDT · by Alex Murphy · 7 replies
ConnectTriStates ^ | 3/17/2011 | Sarah Deien
HANNIBAL, MO. — This is not a story of the image of the Virgin Mother on a grilled cheese sandwich or Jesus on a tortilla. Hope you’re not disappointed, but I think this is far better. This is the story of a spiritual journey that transformed a beam into a masterpiece, and the spiritual journey of the amateur artist himself. It takes a big leap of faith to go from carving ducks to chiseling the image of the crucified Jesus. It also takes inspiration. And time. In fact, the idea first stirred in Delbert Hayes’ imagination a dozen years ago...

Image of Jesus Appears at Church [Following ceiling work at Fairmont’s First Presbyterian]

04/11/2011 2:16:02 PM PDT · by marshmallow · 8 replies
West Virginian Times ^ | 4/8/11 | J. Miles Layton
FAIRMONT — Parishioners, the faithful and even curious skeptics can look to the heavens at what appears to be an image of Jesus on the ceiling of one local church. “That’s inspirational because it makes people stop and think,” said Rev. Bill Sadler, First Presbyterian Church of Fairmont. “No matter what, you have to stop and deal with it being here.” The image was mysteriously formed in the plaster high above on the vaulted ceiling of the church’s sanctuary.

Jesus Christ appears on rocking chair

04/11/2011 1:28:52 PM PDT · by Alex Murphy · 31 replies
The Metro UK ^ | February 18, 2011 | Ted Thornhill
Of course, the Saviour’s face has been getting around a fair bit recently. We’ve already availed you of his face’s visit to an MRI scan, to some chicken feathers, Google Maps, a drainpipe, a Marmite lid and a student’s frying pan. Well now it’s the turn of a rocking chair in, appropriately, the City of Angels to host the holy visage. The chair belongs to Lou Balducci, who lives in the Mission Viejo area of Los Angeles, and he was understandably taken aback. ‘When I first saw the image, I didn’t know what to think. As I thought about it,...

Face of Jesus appears on log

04/11/2011 12:06:16 PM PDT · by Alex Murphy · 51 replies
The Metro UK ^ | April 10, 2011 | Ted Thornhill
The log’s owner, Mel Robertson, calls it the ‘holy log’ and says that she keeps it as a ‘lucky charm’. However, she admits that it ‘hasn’t brought any luck yet’, but is hopeful that one day it will. Fingers crossed, Mrs Robertson. The mum of two from Solihull told Metro.co.uk that the face first appeared back in October 2009, but got clearer and clearer as the months went by. She said: ‘We had some firewood by the fireplace – at first it looked like a skull and crossbones – but as the months wore on, it just appeared around the...

Face of Jesus appears on tea towel

04/11/2011 11:50:57 AM PDT · by Alex Murphy · 15 replies
The Metro UK ^ | April 7, 2011 | Kavi Shah
It’s well known that cleanliness is up there next to Godliness, but Roisin McCourt wasn’t expecting Jesus to pop out of her washing machine load. Dance teacher Ms McCourt was shocked when she saw the unusual brown stain, which shows what seem to be the facial features of a long-haired, bearded man. Ms McCourt, 31, has since been mobbed with requests from believers wishing to make a pilgrimage to see the holy imprint. The Coventry resident said: ‘When I took it out I could not believe it. I could see it was Jesus straightaway. I took it to my husband...

Jesus Statue Set Ablaze in Minn.

04/11/2011 11:30:54 AM PDT · by mandaladon · 36 replies
The Blaze ^ | 11 Apr 2011 | Jonathon M. Seidl
It was a clash of images on Sunday in St. Paul, MN when a local man, Tuan Pham, awoke to see his beloved, custom-made Jesus statue in flames. According to family, someone took wood from a nearby pile and used a spray can to ignite a fire at the base of Pham’s 7-foot ode to Christ. It’s statue that has been controversial from the beginning: It may have burned for awhile; Pham’s daughter took pictures of her father trying to knock down the flames. Fire investigators were going over the garden a few hours later. If they find evidence of...

Surprise as ‘face of Jesus’ appears in Bristol barbecue plot

04/11/2011 10:42:49 AM PDT · by Alex Murphy · 31 replies
This Is Bristol ^ | April 1, 2011
WHEN his next door neighbour called over the fence and told him Jesus had appeared in his back garden faithful church-goer Ron Sims first thought he was joking. But when the pensioner caught a glimpse of the concrete barbecue his friend had knocked down six years before he couldn’t believe his eyes. Mr Sims, 77, of Magpie Bottom Lane in Hanham, said: “When I saw it I just couldn’t believe the likeness. “It’s such a strong image, it’s almost eerie.” The image is formed by the remains of concrete blocks Mr Sims used to build an outdoor barbecue when he...


37 posted on 04/11/2011 3:08:02 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (0bamanomics: Trickle Up Poverty.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: bcsco
I wonder if someone wound up eating that pretzel. I would have. That’s what pretzels are for...

MMMMMM... Sacrilegious Delicious.. Sacdelicious... arrruuuggghhh

38 posted on 04/11/2011 3:08:48 PM PDT by mnehring
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 25 | View Replies]

To: JoeProBono

“The Real Face Of Jesus”

What a joke. They dug up some skulls in the Galilee and did a forensic reconstruction. It’s not as if they found Jesus’ skull, now is it? You could very well be looking at Jesus’ dimwitted cousin Schlomo.


39 posted on 04/11/2011 3:09:54 PM PDT by Boogieman
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 16 | View Replies]

To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

I knew that. But I’ve seen a bunch of threads on this today. Never bumped one until this, and this out of fun. The absurdities are mind-boggling...


40 posted on 04/11/2011 3:10:35 PM PDT by bcsco
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 35 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-6061-8081-99 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson