Posted on 04/07/2011 10:26:28 AM PDT by JoeProBono
ELKTON, Md.- A man who sat on a glue-covered toilet seat in a Maryland Walmart suffered minor injuries but authorities said the perpetrator of the prank could land in jail.
The prank was actually a day early for April Fools' Day, CNN reported. Police, paramedics and firefighters were summoned to the store in Elkton Thursday, March 31, at about 7 p.m. EDT.
Firefighters spent 15 minutes getting the victim off the john. The victim, identified only as a 48-year-old man, had to be taken to Union Hospital of Cecil County with the toilet seat still glued to his rear end, Lt. Matthew Donnelly of the Elkton Police Department said.
The seat was finally removed at the hospital, leaving the man with only minor injuries.
Donnelly said the person who carried out the prank could be charged with second-degree assault. Investigators say the attack appears to have been someone's idea of fun and the victim was simply unlucky.
If it’s harmless fun; why not go do it at work? Do it to your wife, your friends, heck ... do it all the time. And when someone take you to task for your ‘prank’ - be sure to tell them to ‘get a life’, that will help a lot.
Troll.
If the glue takes some time to dry out, then why did this person not get up as soon he realized that something sticky was between himself and the seat?
“and boiled them in their hot pots.
Is that some sort of unsavory euphemism?”
There was nothing in the article that mentioned Monica Lewenski’s alma mater.
Heehee!
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Not all restrooms even have those protectors,maybe it varies by state?
That is the funniest story! To think that girls came up with it... usually, they are “above” some shenanigans. Why do I have the feeling that you guys decided not to tease them anymore... afraid that they would up the anty so to speak!!
I don't think I've ever seen a paper protector dispenser that actually had anything in it. Oh, well, there's always toilet paper.
True.. lol.
In all honesty, that was the last volley in bathroom pranks.
My humble contribution was the Bra-cicle. I would find sneak into their room and grab their bra, get it wet with water, wrap them around some popsicle sticks, then put them in their freezer.
Eventually, one would ask what happened to their bras; and I’d ask them if they checked their freezer compartment.
Naturally, my undies got the same treatment later on.
I can only imagine that the gals liked you since you were fun loving! Personally, I would have laughed and laughed. When I was in high school, I did my own “psychology” experiment. I secretly started taking the erasers and hiding them. Within a week, the teachers were literally having verbal fights in the hallways over “their” missing erasers. I returned them and waited a week. Then I started hiding the chalk. I guess I was sort of bad!
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