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Posted on 03/31/2011 9:31:17 PM PDT by JustAmy
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Don’t worry..I have more to post...Leave it!
Too late. ((((HUGS))))
I will add Vetswife...darling welcome!
You know - that has always been a little concern of mine. You are so sweet, and such a good sport.
I will tell you a little silly thing that happened this morning, as I was looking for a graphic that hopefully no one else would look for - so I did a search for “Bluebonnets and Moon”. (I thought that perhaps there would be a picture with the moon’s silver glow on the bluebonnets....)
Anyway - guess what showed up? A baby on a rain-bucket, nekkid, amid bluebonnets. Guess he was ‘mooning’ us? LOLOL!!
That is so pretty, Amy! I have read that bluebonnets and the indian paintbrush grow well together. Your graphic proves it! Good to see you!
Thanks.
Time for me to get Marissa to Sunday School. I’m not sure whether or not I will make it back today.
Wishing everyone a Blessed Lord’s Day.
LOL.. Happy hunting
Don’t worry, yorkie...If I haven’t posted it ...how could you possibly know??
Thank you, Amy! Enjoy your day.
Now, we want to see a beautifully framed cat with eyes that match the bluebonnets. Think you could find one? (((HUGS)))
Thank you, Mods!
Later!
;o)
You absolutely did not need to do that!
“Whosoever trusts in God, is happy.” Proverbs 16:20
There once was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all his
money and was a real miser. He loved money more than just about anything.
One day, he said to his wife, “When I die, I want you to take all my money
and put it in the casket with me, because I want to take my money into the
afterlife.”
He forced her to promise with all her heart that she’d obey his wish and
put all their money in the casket with him.
Well, soon after he died.
His wife sat in the church during the funeral next to her best friend.
When the ceremony was finished, just before the undertakers got ready to
close the casket, the widow said, “Wait just a minute!” and she placed a
small box she had with her in her husband’s lifeless hands.
The undertakers then locked the casket and rolled it away.
The woman’s friend said, “I know you weren’t fool enough to put all your
money in there with your husband!”
The widow replied, “Listen, I’m a Christian. I can’t go back on my word. I
promised him that I was going to put our money in that casket with him and
that’s what I did.”
“You mean to tell me you put all of your money in that casket?!!”
“I sure did,” said the widow.
“How’d you fit it all in that little box?” asked her friend.
“I wrote him a check.”
How pretty Meg! Hoping you have a restful afternoon!
The crowded cafeteria sported a large sign reading: "Watch Your Hat and Overcoat."
Meyer did. He kept turning every minute, almost choking over his food. His pal, Moshe, kept on eating, without thought of his own coat on the hook.
Finally Moshe said, "You dope... stop watching our overcoats."
"I'm only watching mine," replied Meyer. "Yours has been gone for over half an hour."
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Lamh Foistenach Abu!
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb. potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides, and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, then relax.
Each day, you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.
After a few weeks, move up to 10-lb. potato sacks and then 50-lb. Potato sacks, and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb. potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.
After you feel confident at that level, start putting a couple of potatoes in each of the sacks, but be careful not to overdo it.
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Lamh Foistenach Abu!
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Lamh Foistenach Abu!
Thank you!
Two men crashed in their private plane on a South Pacific Island. Both
survived.
One of the men brushed himself off and then proceeded to run all over the
island to see if they had any chance of survival. When he returned, he
rushed up to the other man and screamed, “This island is uninhabited,
there is no food, there is no water. We are going to die!”
The other man leaned back against the fuselage of the wrecked plane,
folded his arms and responded, “No we’re not. I make over $100,000 a
week.”
The first man grabbed his friend and shook him. “Listen, we are on an
uninhabited island. There is no food, no water.
We are going to die!” The other man, unruffled, again responded.
“No, I make over $100,000 a week.”
Mystified, the first man, taken aback with such an answer again repeated,
“For the last time, I’m telling you we are doomed. There is no one else
on this island. There is no food. There is no water. We are, I repeat, we
are going to die.”
Still unfazed, the first man looked the other in the eyes and said, “Don’t
make me say this again. I make over $100,000 per week. I tithe 10%.
Believe me, my pastor will find us.
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